Hazelhurst Prison

  • Season 2 , Ep 10
  • 11/05/2013
  • Views: 2,509

The Christian warden of Hazelhurst Maximum Security Prison explains the rules to Malloy and Denzel, and the new inmates get their first visitors. (1:57)

- TURN TO THE RIGHT.EYES FORWARD.

- GOOD AFTERNOON, GENTLEMEN.I'M WARDEN SMALLS.

- [stifles laugh]- ELECTRIC CHAIR!

[electricity crackles]

ANYWAY, I RUN A FAIR ANDHONORABLE CHRISTIAN PRISON HERE.

RULE NUMBER ONE--NO SARCASM.

- [sarcastically]AW, THAT'S A GREAT RULE.

- WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE GOT USA REBEL HERE.

TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE.

- OW!WHY'D YOU HIT ME?

- BECAUSE AS THE BIBLE SAYS,

IT'S MUCH MORE PAINFUL

TO WATCH YOUR FRIEND SUFFERFOR YOUR SINS.

- [sarcastically]OH, YEAH, IT IS.

- THAT SOUNDS LIKEMORE SARCASM, BOY.

- UNH!

- [sarcastically]OH, NO, PLEASE, STOP.

- I'LL BREAK YOUOF THAT SARCASM, SON,

IF I HAVE TO BREAK EVERY BILLYCLUB OVER YOUR FRIEND'S HEAD.

- OW! HEY!AH, STOP! OH!

GOD DAMN!

[sarcastically]UM, HEY, WARDEN,

THAT'S A REALLY NICE TIE.TAKE THAT, MALLOY!

OW!WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

I THOUGHT MY FRIENDHAD TO SUFFER FOR MY SINS.

- I WAS BEING SARCASTIC,IDIOT!

WELCOMETO HAZELHURST PRISON.

I GUARANTEE YOU BOYSGONNA STAY IN LINE,

OR MY NAME ISN'TWARDEN TINY SMALLS.

- [stifles laugh]- ELECTRIC CHAIR!

[electricity crackling]

- SCARE ME STRAIGHT, HUH?GOOD PLAN, WOODY.

WHEN WE GET HOME, I'M GONNASPANK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!

- YOU'RE NOT GOING HOME,MALLOY.

YOU'RE STAYING HEREUNTIL YOU'VE LEARNED A LESSON.

- OH, YOU'RE GETTINGAN ANGRY SPANKING NOW!

GET ME OUT OF HERE, WOODY.

- WELL, I--NO!

NO, I MADE MY DECISION,AND I'M STICKING TO IT!

GOOD-BYE, MALLOY!

BE STRONG, PAPA BEAR.[sniffles]

DON'T LOOK BACK.

IT'S CALLED TOUGH LOVE.

[crying]

- OH, WHAT THE--

WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU?LEAVE ME ALONE!

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