Becky Donohue - Grandma's Stroke

  • Season 1 , Ep 12
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 3,952

Becky's grandma refuses to drive one of those Jazzies. (1:02)

(Becky Donohue)MY GRANDMOTHER,85 YEARS OLD,

SHE WAS DRIVING HERCAR, HAD A STROKE

WHILE SHE WAS DRIVING THECAR, ENDED UP IN THE BUSHES.

SHE WOKE UPFROM THE STROKE.

NOW, I DUNNO IF YOUKNOW THIS, BUT YOU LOOK

A LITTLE CRAZY AFTER ASTROKE, TO SAY THE LEAST.

YOU LOOK A LITTLE NUTS.

UHH, A NORMAL PERSON WOULDGO SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION.

NOT MY GRANDMOTHER, NO.

MY GRANDMOTHER REVERSEDOUT OF THE BUSHES,

DROVE TO THE GROCERY STORE,CONTINUED SHOPPING,

WENT UP TO THE POORCASHIER LOOKING LIKE,

I DUNNO, MAYBE TOMCRUISE IN "VANILLA SKY"?

I DUNNO.

THE CASHIER WAS,LIKE, STARTLED.

AND SHE WAS LIKE...WHAT, WHAT?

I JUST WANNA PAYFOR THESE GROCERIES.

I WANNA PAY FORTHESE GROCERIES.

PUT MY SCOTCH SEPARATELY.

MY-MY SON, HECHECKS THE RECEIPTS.

NOW BAG IT.

YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A WOMANWITH A STROKE BEFORE?

BAG THE ORDER!

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONGI'VE LIVED THIS LIFE?

THEY'RE NOT TAKINGMY CAR AWAY.

THEY TAKE MY CARAWAY, I'M DEAD.

I'M NOT DRIVING AROUND IN ONEOF THOSE JAZZYS, YOU HEAR ME?

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