Gym to Brunch

Wednesday, January 11, 2017 01/11/2017 Views: 179

Amazon launched a fashion line for women who want to head to brunch after a workout, so Matt Kirshen, Emily Fleming and Rhys Darby come up with a version for men. (1:40)

Amazon knowsthat women want to look good

while they're working outand then eating, and that's why

they've created a new categorycalled "Gym To Brunch."

These are clothes that just... you wear 'em

straight from listening to Adeleon a treadmill at Bally's

to doing white-wine butt chugsat some frou-frou restaurant

with all your white winebutt-chuggin'

brunch chick buddies.Now I know what

the Internet is thinking.They're thinking,

"Why doesn't Amazon do thisfor men?

Wah! What about men?When's our time?"

-Well, uh...-(laughter)

That was all sarcastic.

That is because

the men's gym-to-brunch categorywould look like this.

Very similar to this.


DARBY:It's The Hulk.

Yeah. Yeah.

You know, you millennials...

You millennialsand your Mark Ruffalo,


-This is my Hulk.-DARBY: Yeah.

Lou Ferrigno is my Hulk.

-(applause and cheering)-Uh...


Most guys aren'tgym-to anything.

They're just abrunch-to-buffalo-wild-wings.

Comedians, what are some otherAmazon clothing categories

we might see for guys?

-Emily?-First of all,

uh, my gym-to-brunchis usually just some Febreze

in the crotchof my day-two yoga pants.


(applause and cheering)

Have... have they...?

They haven't come off...?

Uh, touché, Jennifer Lawrence,on being relatable.

-(laughter)-Um, uh, no.

But I would say,for dudes, it'd probably be--

I don't know--xHamster to Pornhub.

-(laughter) -HARDWICK: Allright, points. Yeah, points,

Emily Fleming.Matt Kirshen.

Liquor storeto the middle of a tree?

-(laughter)-HARDWICK: Mm-hmm, yeah. Points.

Yeah. Rhys Darby.

Dickhead to, uh,leader of the free world.

-(laughter)-HARDWICK: Okay, all right.

-(applause and cheering)-Points on that.