Amazon knowsthat women want to look good
while they're working outand then eating, and that's why
they've created a new categorycalled "Gym To Brunch."
These are clothes that you...you just... you wear 'em
straight from listening to Adeleon a treadmill at Bally's
to doing white-wine butt chugsat some frou-frou restaurant
with all your white winebutt-chuggin'
brunch chick buddies.Now I know what
the Internet is thinking.They're thinking,
"Why doesn't Amazon do thisfor men?
Wah! What about men?When's our time?"
That was all sarcastic.
That is because
the men's gym-to-brunch categorywould look like this.
Very similar to this.
DARBY:It's The Hulk.
You know, you millennials...
You millennialsand your Mark Ruffalo,
-This is my Hulk.-DARBY: Yeah.
Lou Ferrigno is my Hulk.
-(applause and cheering)-Uh...
Most guys aren'tgym-to anything.
They're just abrunch-to-buffalo-wild-wings.
Comedians, what are some otherAmazon clothing categories
we might see for guys?
-Emily?-First of all,
uh, my gym-to-brunchis usually just some Febreze
in the crotchof my day-two yoga pants.
(applause and cheering)
Have... have they...?
They haven't come off...?
Uh, touché, Jennifer Lawrence,on being relatable.
-(laughter)-Um, uh, no.
But I would say,for dudes, it'd probably be--
I don't know--xHamster to Pornhub.
-(laughter) -HARDWICK: Allright, points. Yeah, points,
Emily Fleming.Matt Kirshen.
Liquor storeto the middle of a tree?
-(laughter)-HARDWICK: Mm-hmm, yeah. Points.
Yeah. Rhys Darby.
Dickhead to, uh,leader of the free world.
-(laughter)-HARDWICK: Okay, all right.
-(applause and cheering)-Points on that.