Dane Cook - The Finger

  • Season 3 , Ep 4
  • 06/27/2000
  • Views: 49,718

Dane Cook ponders the invention of 'the finger.' (1:00)

THE FINGER.THE FINGER.

WHAT IS IT WITH THE FINGER?IT JUST GETS YOU NUTS.

WHO INVENTED THE FINGER?WHO INVENTED THE FINGER?

WHO WAS THE FIRST PERSONTO GET SO PISSED AT SOMEONE,

THEY WERE LIKE,

"YOU KNOW WHAT, AND IT'S LIKEYOU JUST MAKE ME, AAAHHH!

JUST LOOK AT MY FINGER,AND YOU'LL KNOW, MAN!"

DID HE TRY OTHER STUFFBEFORE THE FINGER TOO?

JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT.

"YOU KNOW WHAT?SUCK MY BACK!

"SUCK MY BACK!SUCK MY BACK!

AH-HA! NOPE!NOPE!"

ALL RIGHT, GUYS.I GOTTA GO.

BY A ROUND OF APPLAUSE,HOW DO YOU FEEL?

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