Wanda Sykes - Feminist Benefit

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 11/30/1998
  • Views: 5,025

Wanda Sykes pushes the limits during her performance at a feminist benefit. (1:50)

BUT Y'ALL LOOK GOOD.

OH, MAN.

IT'S SO GOODTO BE OUT HERE,

DOING THIS,FOR COMEDY CENTRAL.

BUT, YOU KNOW,COMEDY CENTRAL,

THEY TOLD ME I HADTO WATCH MY LANGUAGE

BECAUSE THE WOMAN SAID THEYHAVE STANDARDS AND PRACTICES.

I WAS LIKE, "WAIT A MINUTE,YOU'RE COMEDY CENTRAL.

"AREN'T YOU THE NETWORKWHERE YOUR #1 SHOW

"IS A CARTOON WITHA TALKING PIECE OF !@#$% ?!

MR. HANKEY ?!"

YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY I KEEPMY CLOTHES ON OUT HERE, MAN.

I ALWAYSGET IN TROUBLE,

PEOPLE TELLING MEWHAT TO SAY.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,

I HOPE THIS SHOW GOESBETTER THAN MY LAST SHOW.

MY LAST SHOW, I DID A BENEFITFOR A FEMINIST ORGANIZATION.

ALRIGHT,NOW, SEE,

NOW THE THING "BENEFIT"MEANS NO MONEY.

SO I SHOULD BE ABLE TOSAY WHAT I WANNA SAY.

I FIGURED IF I PISSEDTHEM OFF, WHO CARES ?

WHAT, ARE THEY GONNAGET MAD AND PAY ME ?

NOTHINGTO LOSE, RIGHT ?

SO IT'S ALL FEMINIST.

GLORIA STEINEMSITTING RIGHT UP FRONT.

SO I WALK OUT THERE,I'M LIKE, "HEY LOOK,

"I CAN'T STAY HERE TOO LONGWITH YOU BROADS

"'CAUSE I GOTTA GET HOMEAND COOK MY MAN

"A NICE HOT DINNER !

AND HE LIKESORAL SEX BY 9:45 !"

I'M GLAD Y'ALL LAUGHED,THEY DIDN'T.

THEY DIDN'T FINDANYTHING FUNNY.

I GOT SCARED.

I WAS LIKE, OH, LORD,I HAVE MADE THESE WOMEN MAD.

I HAVE STEPPEDOVER THE LINE.

I WAS LIKE, "LADIES,CALM DOWN, I'M JUST JOKING.

HE LIKESORAL SEX ANY TIME !"

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