Extended - Uncensored - Steve Rannazzisi - Dad Whistle

Steve Rannazzisi: Manchild Season 1, Ep 101 11/16/2013 Views: 18,221

When Steve Rannazzisi tries to emulate his father's discipline methods, he ends up looking like less of a man. (1:32)

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YOU KNOW, I'M A DAD. I DON'TREALLY KNOW WHAT I'M DOING YET.

YOU KNOW, I TRY TO EMULATE SOMEOF THE STUFF THAT MY DAD DID,

BUT HIS DISCIPLINE METHODWAS DIFFERENT.

HE JUST WANTED OUR ATTENTIONRIGHT AWAY.

LIKE, HE HAD A WHISTLE,THAT DAD WHISTLE.

YOU KNOW THAT DAD WHISTLE?

THE ONE WHERE THEY WOULD STICKTHOSE TWO SAUSAGE-LINK FINGERS

IN THEIR MOUTH AND JUST HADA HIGH-PITCHED WHISTLE?

DOES ANYONE HERE HAVE IT?

[ AUDIENCE WHISTLING ]NO, IT'S LIKE A --

-[ HIGH-PITCHED WHISTLE ]-Rannazzisi: YES!

WHO DID THAT?! OH, MY GOD!

[ LAUGHTER ]

OH, MY GOD!

THAT'S THE WHISTLE

THAT YOU'D BE OUTSIDEPLAYING WITH YOUR FRIENDS --

YOU WOULD HEAR THAT WHISTLE,AND YOU'D BE LIKE,

"I GOT TO GO, GUYS. I GOT TOGET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

"I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY DAD IS,BUT HE'S PISSED.

"THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS.

"I'LL SEE YOU GUYSAT GRADUATION, ALL RIGHT?

JUST SAVE ME A SEAT."

I DON'T HAVE THAT DAD WHISTLE.I DON'T HAVE IT.

THIS IS MY DAD WHISTLE.THIS IS WHAT I HAVE.

[ WHISTLES SOFTLY ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

EVERY TIME I DO THIS BIT,

I LOOK LIKEI'M BLOWING A HUMMINGBIRD.

I'M LIKE -- [ WHISTLES SOFTLY ]

THAT'S IT.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THAT?

HOW AM I EVERGONNA DISCIPLINE MY BOYS?

I'M GONNA COME OUT OF MY HOUSE."WHERE ARE MY BOYS?!"

[ WHISTLES SOFTLY ]

THEY'RE GONNA BE PLAYINGWITH THEIR FRIENDS.

ONE OF THEM'S GONNA HEAR ITAND BE LIKE, "WHAT'S THAT?"

"OH, THAT'S MY GAY DAD.

HE'S PISSED.WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE."

"WHERE ARE MY BOYS?!I WANT TO GET FROYO!"

[ WHISTLES SOFTLY ]