I'm so trendy.
But I am not astrendy as some people.
My best friend is so trendy.
She has everything on her headpierced that you can pierce.
Like her eyebrow, hernose, her lip, her tongue.
Everything except her ears.
I'm like, why don'tyou pierce your ears?
Oh, that's not really me.
What are you talking about?
You look like you wereattacked by a BeDazzler.
My name is MargaretCho and I'm Korean.
I am so Korean.
I even have a Korean name.
My Korean name is Moran.
Which is a pretty name but youhave to understand I've heard
my mother scream itfrom across the hills.
I'm sure you can relate.
My mother has a problemwith blind intersections
she will sit there for avery long time and rant.
[korean accent] Theynever give you a chance!
[normal voice] I used to getso busted when I was a teenager
because I was so into thefilm "Flashdance," that I cut
the neck out ofall my sweatshirts.
My mom was overit. [korean accent]
Why you cut theneck out the shirt?
Why you cut the-- oh.
Well, I think youare the maniac.
[normal voice] Sheused to spoil me.
She got me a FarrahFawcett fashion head.
Just her head on a platter.
It was like this weird Barbieas John the Baptist kind
of a-- Bring me thehead of Skipper!
One time I took a magicmarker and I tried
to make Egytptian eyelineron her eye and I messed up,
so I tried to take it offwith nail polish remover
and I accidentallyremoved her entire eye.