Nick Swardson - Hanging with Grandma

  • Season 10 , Ep 14
  • 04/06/2006
  • Views: 38,344

No matter how weak you are, Grandma is always weaker. (1:27)

MY GRANDMA.

90.

THAT IS SO OLD.

THAT'S LIKE THE OLDEST THING

I'VE EVER HEARD.

AND SHE TOLD ME, LIKE-- I'M

LIKE, "GRANDMA, HOW OLD ARE

YOU?"

(SHAKING VOICE) "90."

AND, LIKE, I TRIED TO MAKE HER

FEEL BETTER.

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE 80.

YOU DON'T EVEN LOOK 90.

I'M SERIOUS.

EASILY 80.

EASILY."

SHE'S AWESOME, THOUGH, MY

GRANDMOTHER.

SHE'S 80.

AND SHE'S-- PHYSICALLY SHE'S

REALLY WEAK, YOU KNOW?

SO IT'S, LIKE, COOL HANGING OUT

WITH HER 'CAUSE SO AM I.

(LAUGHTER)

WELL, LIKE, YOU KNOW WHEN I HANG

OUT WITH HER, I FEEL STRONG.

IT'S GREAT.

HANG OUT WITH OLD PEOPLE,

YOU KNOW?

SHE'LL BE LIKE, "NICHOLAS,

NICHOLAS.

CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS GALLON

OF MILK?"

"DO YOU MEAN THIS GALLON RIGHT

HERE?"

"OH!"

(LAUGHTER)

(SQUEAKING VOICE) "NICHOLAS,

YOU'RE THE STRONGEST BOY IN THE

WORLD.

(LAUGHTER)

OH, MY LORD."

(APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER)

"GRANDMA, YOU LOOK TIRED.

WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN ON THIS

STOOL?"

(LAUGHTER)

"OH!

NICHOLAS.

YOU SHOULD FIGHT CRIME.

(LAUGHTER)

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

(APPLAUSE)

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