I went to see PinkFloyd in concert.
I was very upset.
I felt like somewhere on theticket, it should have said,
"To truly enjoy thePink Floyd experience,
remember to take some sortof hallucinogenic drug
20 minutes before the show."because really, I liked
the show, but thepeople around me
were enjoying it on a differentlevel, let me put it that way,
than I was.
At one point in theshow, a giant pig
comes floating outover the audience.
And I'm like, whatthis is, a hot dog ad?
I don't know what's going on.
The people around me arelike, "A pig, it's coming!"
They're diving under chairs.
They're belly-crawlingacross the floor.
I'm the middle of it all,going, you know, "Excuse me,
I can clearly see the wires."
I could see the wires.
I actually see theguy holding the wire
that's holding the pig.
Then later on, everyoneis chanting, everyone--
(SINGING WITH BRITISH ACCENT)"We don't need no education."
I'm like, "Oh, yeah?
Well, that's a double negative."
That actually meansyou do need education.
You're contradicting yourself.
Maybe we don't need anyeducation, I don't know.
Anyway, you guyshave been great.
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