Kevin Brennan - High School Reunion

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 01/25/1999
  • Views: 4,025

Kevin isn't going to his high school reunion. (1:35)

I'M ALL SPACED-OUT.

I'M NOT HIGH.

I'M JUST TRYING TO FOLLOWWHAT'S GOING ON.

SO, UH, THERE'S...

ACTUALLY, I LIVE IN QUEENS.

ANYONE FROM QUEENS? YOU ARE?

WHAT PART?

Man:BAYSIDE.

( bleep ) I LIVE IN ASTORIA.

THEY'RE SELLING CRACKIN MY NEIGHBORHOOD...

FINALLY.

YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT THAT WEWOULD NEVER GET A FRANCHISE.

WHEN YOU WANT CRACK,YOU WANT CRACK, AM I RIGHT?

SO MY HIGH SCHOOL REUNION'SCOMING UP.

YOU KNOW, HIGH SCHOOL...

I'M SUPPOSED TO GOTO MY HIGH SCHOOL REUNION.

I'M NOT GOING.HIGH SCHOOL SUCKS.

IS ANYONE IN HIGH SCHOOL?

MY HIGH SCHOOL COUNSELOR...

WHEN I GOT IN TROUBLEFOR GETTING HIGH

HE EXPLAINED, "KEVIN THESE ARETHE BEST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE

"SO YOU SHOULD ENJOY THEM."

I'M THINKING, "REALLY?

"THESE ARE THE BEST YEARSOF MY LIFE?

"I LIVE WITH MY PARENTS.

"I DON'T HAVE A CAR.

"I'M A VIRGIN. I HAVE NO MONEY

"AND THESE ARE THE BEST YEARSOF MY LIFE?

"THEN KILL ME RIGHT NOW,ALL RIGHT?

"IF YOU KNOW FOR A FACTTHAT THESE ARE

THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE,KILL ME RIGHT NOW."

BUT HE WAS LYING 'CAUSEEVEN WHEN MY LIFE SUCKS NOW

IT'S BETTER THAN HIGH SCHOOL,AND SOMETIMES MY LIFE IS GOOD

AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S, LIKE,TWO YEARS AGO

I WAS DRIVING THROUGH COLORADO

I WAS COMING OUT HEREON MY WAY FROM BACK EAST

AND I WAS DRIVINGWITH MY GIRLFRIEND

AND SHE STARTED LIKE...I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS

IT'S KIND OF DIRTY,BUT SHE STARTED LIKE HAVING

GIVING ME, LIKE, SEX...

LIKE MONICA LEWINSKY STYLE.

YOU KNOWMONICA LEWINSKY-STYLE SEX?

AND I WAS LIKE,"THIS IS PRETTY GOOD."

AND I WAS DRIVING THROUGH...

I WAS LOOKING AT THE MOUNTAINSIN COLORADO

AND I WAS THINKING,"THIS IS BETTER THAN HIGH SCHOOL

"YOU KNOW, IT'S, LIKE,WAY BETTER THAN HIGH SCHOOL.

I WISH MY COUNSELORWAS IN THE CAR."

I'D BE LIKE, "ISN'T THIS BETTERTHAN HIGH SCHOOL?"

I MEAN, IT'S RIDICULOUS,AM I RIGHT?

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