Extended - Nerdist Mom for President - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, October 20, 2016 - Uncensored 10/20/2016 Views: 528

Chris's mom is featured on a list of dream presidential candidates, so "Weird Al" Yankovic, Brent Weinbach and Kate Micucci come up with campaign promises mothers would make. (2:01)

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)FIRST UP-- PARENT IN CHIEF.

IN ANTICIPATION OF BEINGDISCOURAGED BY LAST NIGHT'S

DEBATE SHIT STORM, THE WEB SITEPOPWRAPPED FEATURED A LIST OF

PEOPLE THEY WISH WERE RUNNINGFOR PRESIDENT.

IT INCLUDED PEOPLE LIKE JOEBIDEN, BEYONCÉ AND... MY MOM?

WHAT?

(LAUGHTER)THEY REALLY DID.

THEY PUT MY MOM ON THEIR LIST.

THAT'S MY MOM, SHARON HILLS,@NERDISTMOM ON THE TWEETS.

SHE HAS MY VOTE, AND NOT JUSTBECAUSE SHE KNOWS ENOUGH OF MY

SECRETS TO DESTROY MY LIFE!

I LOVE YOU, MOM!

(LAUGHTER)DON'T EVER TELL ANYONE THE

THINGS WE TALK ABOUT.

STAY OUT OF MY ROOM AND STAY OUTOF MY DIARY!

COMEDIANS...

AND DROP ME OFF A BLOCK FROM THEMALL.

COME ON, MOM!

I DON'T WANT TO SEE EVERYONESEE ME GET OUT OF YOUR CAR.

(LAUGHTER)STOP TRYING TO HUG ME IN FRONT

OF MY FRIENDS!

(LAUGHTER)SUCH A BITCH, MOM.

I LOVE YOU.

(LAUGHTER)COMEDIANS, GIVEN THAT MY MOM HAS

APPARENTLY SOME SORT OFPOLITICAL CAREER AHEAD OF HER,

WHAT'S A CAMPAIGN PROMISE A MOMMIGHT MAKE?

WEIRD AL.

>> I WILL BUILD A WALL AROUNDYOUR BED TO KEEP THE MONSTERS

WHO LIVE UNDERNEATH HER FROMATTACKING YOU.

>> HARDWICK: YES. OKAY, THANKYOU.

THANK YOU, YES. THANK YOU.

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)>> ALTHOUGH, SOME, I ASSUME, ARE

GOOD PEOPLE.

>> HARDWICK: YES, YES, YES.

POINTS. BRENT.

>> IF ELECTED "MOM," I PROMISETO MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE COOL

WITH THE FACT THAT I'M DATINGAGAIN BECAUSE IT'S MY BODY AND

MY LIFE, AND, BABY, STELLA HASGOT TO GET HER GROOVE BACK.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT. POINTS.

(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE & CHEERING)>> HARDWICK: JUST STOP BRINGING

BRAD AROUND.

BRAD'S A DICK.

(LAUGHTER)MAKES ME CLEAN MY ROOM.

HE'S NOT THE BOSS OF ME.

>> THAT'S SO CRAZY, 'CAUSEJORDAN WAS SAYING THAT BRAD IS

HIS MOM'S... THAT'S HIS STEPDAD,AND MY MOM'S DATING SOMEONE

NAMED BRAD RIGHT NOW, TOO.

>> HARDWICK: WHAT?!

>> THAT'S SO CRAZY THAT YOU SAID"BRAD."

>> HARDWICK: DOWN WITH BRADS!

>> ALL: DOWN WITH BRADS!

DOWN WITH BRADS!

DOWN WITH BRADS!

>> WHY DID YOU PICK "BRAD?">> HARDWICK: WHAT?

>> WHY DID YOU PICK BRAD?

>> HARDWICK: I'M SARCASTICALLYPSYCHIC.

WHEN I SAY THINGS SARCASTICALLY,THEY TURN OUT TO BE TRUE.

(LAUGHTER)WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MY DICK LATER

OR SOMETHING?

(LAUGHTER)UH...