So there's an on-line petitionto get the Cincinnati Bengals
to change their nameto the Cincinnati Harambes
after the Cincinnati Zoo gorillafamous for... well, you know
that thingthat we all got upset about.
That's the gorilla that made usforget all about Cecil the lion.
The Change.org petitionis so close
to getting the 25,000 signaturesit needs
to get someonefrom the Bengals organization
to glance briefly at it beforethrowing it in the garbage.
Comedians, a beloved Internetmartyr like Harambe deserves
to have more than justa football team named after him.
What are some other thingsthat should be renamed
in honor of Harambe?
-Steve.-Denny's Moons Over Harambe.
-Those are...-Grand slam.
-Uh, Emily.-That Cranberries song
where she's like...♪ Harambe, Harambe
♪ Harambe,ay-uh, ay-uh, ay-uh. ♪
I'm gonna give youan extra hundred points...
-(applause and cheering)-Yes! -...for committing
to the Dolores O'Riordan cackle.Kurt Braunohler.
Uh, they should have renamed
that three-year-old so he neverforgets what he (bleep) did.