Blake Sees God

  • Season 3 , Ep 1
  • 05/29/2012
  • Views: 70,051

After Blake sees God in the hotel receptionist, Adam has some questions for her. (0:00)

- NO DOUBT.WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

- IT'S GOD.BEHIND THE DESK.

THAT GIRL.

THAT'S GOD.

[angelic choir]

- THAT BLONDE LADY'S GOD.NO SHIB?

- YES, SHIB.VERY, VERY REAL SHIB.

- LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO.- THANK YOU.

- [humming]

I DON'T MEANTO BE DISRESPECTFUL,

BUT I THOUGHTTHEY'D BE A LITTLE BIGGER.

YOUR PUPS.YOUR SWEATER MEATS.

- UH, PARDON ME?- YEP, SORRY.

DON'T WANTTO DISRESPECT.

- I DON'T KNOW WHATYOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

- I'VE ONLY HAD SEXWITH FIVE GIRLS.

AND I'M THE KIND OF GUYTHAT NEEDS TO JUST

BE SLAYIN' BABESWITH MY MEAT SWORD.

BUT I'M NOT.

IT'S ALWAYS IN ITS SHEATH.

AND YOU'RE JUST THE WOMAN,GOD, TO HELP ME WITH IT.

OKAY, YEAH, ALSO,WHY AM I NOT TRIPPING YET?

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE TRIPPIN',AND I'M NOT.

WHICH IS BOGUS, GOD.

YOU DO SOME CRAZY,EFFED-UP SHIB SOMETIMES.

- WHOA, GOD HASA PICTURE OF ME.

- SIR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?THAT'S MY DOG COCO!

- HELP. HELP ME.

I THINK THIS CHAIRIS SPANISH.

[crying]I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH!

- I'M NOT GONNA GIVE YOUTHAT ROOM NUMBER.

- YEP, THAT IS CORRECT.THANK YOU.

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