Corey Holcomb - First Date

  • Season 9 , Ep 24
  • 07/21/2005
  • Views: 24,592

Corey is devastated by the goodbye hug. (1:31)

GOOD LUCK TO ALL THE GENTLEMEN

THAT ARE OUT ON THE FIRST DATE.

I KNOW HOW TOUGH THAT IS.

'CAUSE I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT,

HA, HA, AND YOU SCARED TO ASK

FOR IT.

YA KNOW AND YOU BASICALLY

SPENDING YOUR MONEY GOING OFF

HOPE.

OH, LADIES YOU DON'T KNOW HOW

DEVASTATING IT IS AT THE END

OF THE NIGHT WHEN YOU GIVE US

THAT LITTLE HUG GOODBYE.

UHHH.

[AS WOMAN] "I HAD A NICE TIME."

[LAUGHTER]

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I ASK FOR SEX WHEN I SHOW UP

AT THE DOOR FOR THE FIRST DATE.

AND IF I AIN'T GETTIN' NONE

THAT'S COOL LADIES 'CAUSE

REMEMBER THAT'S YOUR BODY AND

YOU DON'T OWE ANYBODY YA KNOW.

BUT THIS CHANGES THE DATE

DRAMATICALLY THOUGH, YA KNOW.

IF I AIN'T GETTING NONE,

YOU HAVE A $10 DATE SPENDING

LIMIT.

[LAUGHTER]

THAT MEANS YOU HAVE ENOUGH

FOR A COUPLE OF DRINKS

OR YOU CAN HAVE A BALL

AT THE DOLLAR STORE, YA KNOW.

HOWEVER YOU WANT TO BLOW THAT

$10 OFF YA KNOW THAT'S YOURS

TO PLAY WITH.

IF YOU WANT I CAN GIVE YOU

THE $10 RIGHT NOW AND JUST GO ON

ABOUT MY BUSINESS.

THIS IS REALLY A WASTE OF

BOTH OF OUR TIMES.

[LAUGHTER, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

I SUGGEST YOU GO FOR THE

$40 DEAL THAT WILL WORK OUT

BETTER FOR THE BOTH OF US.

SEE I AIN'T NO GOOD.

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