Toilet Tango

Season 2 , Ep 13 11/13/08 Views: 10,370

Steve and Brian attempt to contact help in their incapacitated state while the rest of the gang visits housekeeper Dora in the hospital. (2:18)

FOR THE SAKEOF OUR RELATIONSHIP,

I'D LIKE TO PROTECTTHE AIR OF MYSTERY.

teve) BRIAN, I CAN'T MOVE!

[sighs]MYSTERY'S OVER.

MYSTERY WAS OVERONCE YOU'VE SHOWED ME

HOW YOU CAN MAKEYOUR BALLS LOOK SURPRISED.

ALL RIGHT.

LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.

ALL RIGHT, ON THREE.

ONE.

TWO. THREE.

OW![back cracks]

AAH!

THANK YOU.

I THOUGHT YOUWERE GETNG A COFFEE TABLE

DE OF BREAKAWAY WOODLIKE IN THE WESTERNS.

OH, I-I WAS GONNA HAVE YOUDO THAT.

I THINK ALL COFFEE TABLESSHOULD BE MADE OF BREAKAWAY WOOD

JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE.

YEAH. OR SUGAR GLASS.

CAUSE THAT WAYIF YOU BREAK IT,

THEN YOU HAVE SOME CANDYTO EAT OR SOMETHING.

YOU GET HEALTHY,YOUNG LADY,

BECAUSE PRETTY SOONTHIS THING'SONNA BE BORNED

AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA GETE BIG BUMP

FROM MAID TO NANNY IN TITLE,NOT SALARY.

SARAH, DORA'S GONNA BEIN TRACTION FOR A YEAR.

(Dora) AND I AM GOING TO CANADA

WHERE THEY HAVEA FREE HEALTH CARE.

DORA!

BECOMING A DOUBLEILLEGAL IMMIGRANT

DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING.

EXCEPT MAYBE YOU'RE GREATAT BREAKING INTO COUNTRIES.

[groans]

BRIAN, SEE IF YOU CAN REACHMY CELL PHONE.

IT'S IN MY SHIRT POCKET.

OKAY. OKAY. HOLD ON.CAREFUL.

AH.

GET IT. GET IT.

I GOT IT.

GOT IT?I GOT IT.

I THINK YOU--YOU NEED MY HELP.

LET ME HELP YOU.NO, NO, NO.I GOT IT. I GOT IT.

LET ME HELP.[toilet water splashes]

NICE ONE, QUARTERBACK.

IS THAT A SPORTS REFERENCE?

I DON'T KNOW.

HOLD ON. HOLD ON.

I THINK I CAN GET MINE.

OH THERE. THERE.I GOT IT. I GOT IT.

I CAN REACH IT. AH.

NO. NO.I GOT IT.

I ALMOST GOT IT.NO!

[screaming in pain]

WHERE'S THE PHONE?

I DON'T KNOW.

I GOT IT.

NICE.OH F...

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