Ian Karmel - Shaquille O'Neal's Saving Grace

The One with OCD. The One with OCD. The One with OCD. Season 3, Ep 6 11/02/2016 Views: 508

Ian Karmel imagines what Shaquille O'Neal's life would be if basketball didn't exist -- and it's not pleasant. (1:00)

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- I love basketball.I love it,

but I know I'm not the personwho's the happiest

that basketball exists.

I think the personwho's the happiest

that basketball exists

is Shaquille O'Neal.

[laughter]

It's gotta be Shaq, right?

Because without basketball

Shaq is just a manwho's too big for this world.

[laughter]

He's, like, 7'3" and 400 pounds,right?

Like, without basketball,he would have just been,

like, breaking tea cupsin his hands,

and having his feet hang overhis comically tiny bed.

You know?

They would have made himgo live in the hills,

like, at the age of 14.

They would have.They'd have been like,

"Get out of here, Shaq.You're a danger to everyone."

Right?

The only--old menwould believe in him.

They'd be like, "He's real."[laughter]

"He was 80 feet talland a talented break-dancer."

[laughter]