Brody Stevens - Retiring These Jokes

Brody Stevens Season 2, Ep 17 01/05/2014 Views: 5,606

Brody Stevens remembers a long-ago time when he did stand-up on television. (2:12)

I'm very good looking.

Uh, I've...

I've done a lot of modelingin Pakistan.

I am, uh...

currently on the coverof Camel Beat.

You're in good hands, guys.

You're in very good hands.

I'm professional.

I've been in this businessnow for six weeks.

I'm... doing things...

I was on Last Comic Standing, thank you.

(audience cheers)

Season four,

episode one.

Did great on that,

signed a televisiondevelopment deal

with the Al Jazeera network.

We're producing the firstEnglish-speaking sitcom

on the Telemundo channel.

Stay with me.

You hear a joke,give me a chuckle.

Help me out.

This is my life!

I flew in through Detroit...

to get here.

Nothing wrong with that.My mom's from Detroit.

Yes, Michigan. You got it.

Sleeping tonight in Palm Desertsurrounded by staff.


Stay with me.

Chuckle with me.I get it.

I'm very hairy.


Growing up, most kidsin my neighborhood

had Flintstone Vitamins.

Somehow I had Rogaine chewables.


Yes! I'm retiring that joke.

You got it.

Tonight I retire these jokes!

(cheering, whooping)

No more.

You remember mefrom Premium Blend in '99

at the 92nd Street Yin New York.

They chopped me up,they edited everything out,

but I'm back 13 years later.

13 years to get the perfect 30.

You got it, 13 going on 30.

Which was a movie with the girl

who's married to Ben Affleck!

Pull it around.You got it.

(cheering, whooping)The chick from Alias.

Things are going great.Stay with me.

Positive push.You got it.

I help you, you help me.

I scratch your back,you shave mine.