#HashtagWars - #SexyDisney

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Chelsey Crisp, Dana Carvey and Scott Aukerman ruin childhoods with sexed-up versions of Disney characters. (2:09)

Now it's timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.


Moana-- it is pronounced Mo-ana.

Don't say "Mona,"or you will make Hawaiians cry.

Please don't.Uh, Moa is dominating

at the box office,partly because its star,

Dwayne The Rock Johnson,has given the people's elbow

to hearts across the country.

Uh, here he is beingthe sexiest man alive.

The invitation is always open,Dwayne T-Rock Johnson.

You can come on this programwhenever you want. Please?

-Come on our show? Uh...-(cheering, applause)

He plays the demigod of the sea,which is fitting,

since he makesall the seats wet.

-So in honor...-(laughter)

of the family-friendly titangetting rock hard,

tonight's hashtag is#SexyDisney. #SexyDisney.

Examples might be...

(laughter, gasps, shouts)

AUKERMAN: I'm so glad there'sa podium in front of me.

Tinker Bell was alreadypretty sexed up.

HARDWICK:Oh, yeah. Well, I know,

but now this is whereshe (bleep) gets (bleep) done.


Examples might be-- 69 Dalmatians,

or Finding Nemo's... G-Spot.

-(laughter)-I'm gonna put 60 seconds...

I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.

-Chelsey.-"Some Day My Prince Will Come."

-Okay, points.-(laughter, cheering)

Scott Aukerman.

-Aladdin... My Butt. -All right.

-Carvey.-Walt Gizzney.

-Yes, points!-(laughter, groans)

-Aukerman.-"Hakuna Matitties."

-All right, points.-(cheering, applause)


-Cherry Poppins. -Yes, points.

(cheering, applause)

Scott Aukerman.

-"Under the C (bleep) T.-All right...

(laughter, shouts)


"Supercalifragilistic-autoerotic asphyxiation."

-Yes, points.-(laughter)

-Carvey.-Hoe White.

HARDWICK:Yes, points.

Dana Carvey.

Booty in the east.

HARDWICK (laughing):Yes, points.

-Chelsey.-Booty in the east.

Uh, the little spermaid.

HARDWICK:Yes, points.

(laughter and applause)


Please welcome your next dancer,Fantasia.