Louis Ramey - No Apologies in Texas

  • Season 5 , Ep 5
  • 07/29/2001
  • Views: 5,611

People in Texas don't apologize for anything. (1:14)

I DON'T KNOW BUSH THAT MUCH,

BUT I DO KNOW TEXAS--

BEEN TO TEXAS.

PEOPLE BEEN TO TEXAS?

(APPLAUSE)

ALL RIGHT, YOU ESCAPED!

(LAUGHTER)

TEXAS IS NOT A BAD PLACE.

IT'S JUST THAT THERE'S NO LITTLE

POLITICAL APOLOGY FOR ANYTHING.

THEY DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR

ANYTHING.

HEY, YOU GOT A LOT OF GUNS

AROUND HERE.

YEAH!

OKAY.

THAT'S NOT THE RESPONSE

I WAS LOOKING FOR.

I HEAR YOU EXECUTE A LOT OF

PEOPLE, TOO.

YEAH!

ALL RIGHT, I'M OUTTA HERE.

I WAS ACTUALLY THERE WHEN

CARLA FAY TUCKER WAS GOING TO BE

EXECUTED.

REMEMBER HER?

FIRST WOMAN EXECUTED SINCE

THE CIVIL WAR.

PEOPLE SIGNING PETITIONS.

YOU CAN'T DO IT.

THEN THE POPE CALLED?

POPE SAID YOU CAN'T DO IT.

SHE FOUND GOD.

YOU CAN'T DO IT.

AND THEY DID IT.

WELCOME TO TEXAS.

(LAUGHTER)

IT TAKES A LOT OF BALLS TO SAY

NO TO THE POPE, DOESN'T IT?

HEY, HEY, PADRE, HOW ARE YOU

DOING, MAN?

CARLA?

YEAH, SHE'S HERE.

BORN AGAIN?

HELL, WE'LL FRY HER TWICE.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

THEY SHOULD ACTUALLY PUT A GUY

IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR ON THE

SIGN WHEN YOU ENTER TEXAS.

WELCOME TO TEXAS.

LITTLE GUY IN THE CHAIR GOING--

DON'T (BLEEP) UP.

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