Daniel Tosh - Reverse Toilet

Season 1 , Ep 101 03/06/11 Views: 279,208

There is one surefire way for fans to get Daniel Tosh to read their emails. (1:48)

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NOW IF YOU'RE FOLLOWING MEON TWITTER

YOU KNOWI HAD DIARRHEA TODAY.

AM I USING THAT WEBSITEPROPERLY?

SOMETIMES I LIKE TO SITON THE TOILET IN REVERSE.

"WE'RE LISTENING."

IT'S NICE, RIGHT?YOU CAN TURN AROUND.

YOU CAN LEAN ON THE TANK.

I'M GONNA BE HERE FOR A WHILE.

YEAH, THE PEOPLE THAT ARECLAPPING RIGHT NOW,

THEY'RE THE ONES LIKE,"OKAY, ALL KIDDING ASIDE,

"HE IS A GENIUS.

"NO, NO, NO, NO.IT'S THE SIMPLICITY.

"I'VE BEEN SITTINGON THAT THING MY WHOLE LIFE.

"YOU'RE TELLING MEI COULD TURN AROUND,

"HAVE A BOWL OF CEREAL,YEAH?

"SET THE ALARMTEN MINUTES LATER.

MULTITASK."

ALL RIGHT, NOBODY SHOULD EATWHILE ON THE TOILET.

"BUT I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT,AND I'VE ALWAYS WANTED

TO ENJOY A BOWL OF PUFFINSWITH WHOLE MILK."

THAT'S MOREOF AN ALMOND MILK CEREAL,

BUT LIVE YOUR DREAM.

SOMEBODY EMAILED ME,AND THEY'RE LIKE,

"HEY, DIP[bleep]--"

WHICH, FOR THE RECORD,IS A WONDERFUL SUBJECT LINE

IF YOU EVER WANT METO READ YOUR EMAILS.

OH, LET'S SEE WHATTHIS NICE FAN HAS TO SAY.

YOU HAD ME AT "HELLO."

THEY'RE LIKE, "YOU KNOW YOU HAVETO TAKE YOUR PANTS

COMPLETELY OFF TO SITON THE TOILET BACKWARDS?"

[laughter]

TOUCHE.

ALL RIGHT,SO I DON'T RESEARCH.

IT'S A PRE-SHOWER [bleep],AGREED?

CAN WE MOVE ON,STICKLERS TO EVERY JOKE DETAIL?

YOU EVER HAVEA POST-SHOWER [bleep]?

OH, MIGHT AS WELLGO BACK TO BED

AND STARTYOUR WHOLE DAY OVER.

THINGS ARE WRONG.

THAT'S NOTTHE ORDER OF EVENTS.

THERE'S A GLITCHIN THE MATRIX.

THIS WORLD'S NOT REAL.MOM!

WIPE ME!

[laughter and cheers]

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