Kristen Schaal - Deathbed Memory

Kristen Schaal: Live at the Fillmore Season 1, Ep 101 04/01/2013 Views: 4,955

Kristen Schaal knows what she'll be thinking of before she dies. (1:12)

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- Thank you.

Wow.[chuckles]

This is definitely gonna be

a death bed memory for me.

I can see it now,

I'm gonna be goingin and out of consciousness,

surrounded by my big-cheeked,

small-chinned offspring.

And they're gonna be like,

"What is it, Grandma?Why are you smiling?"

And I'll just say,

"The Fillmore. My fans."

[cheers and applause]

And they'll be like,"Hmm, whatever, Grandma.

You've been a hobosince we've known you."

And I'll justgrip onto my bindle stick

as tight as I can,

and just ridethose rails to heaven.

[groans] There betterbe a heaven. Oh, man.

Please![chuckles]