#HashtagWars - #RuinAChildrensBook

  • Season 1 , Ep 01039
  • 03/24/2014
  • Views: 1,801

The comedians add upsetting twists to the titles of children's books. (1:44)

NOW TIME FOR TONIGHT'S HASHTAGWARS.

>> THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE INAMERICA THIS WEEKEND WAS

DIVERGENT BASED ON A POPULARYOUNG ADULT NOVEL.

SO IT LOOKS LIKE THE MOVIEDIDN'T RUIN THIS BELOVED BOOK

BUT TONIGHT'S HASHTAG WILL,BECAUSE IT IS

RUIN-A-CHILDRENS-BOOK,RUIN-A-CHILDRENS-BOOK, SUCH AS

HARRY POTTER AND THE CRIPPLINGDEBT OR CHARLOTTE'S WEB FEET OR

HORTON HEARS HIS CANCERDIAGNOSIS.

>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

I WANT TO PUT 60-SECONDS ON THECLOCK STARTING NOW.

HANNIBAL.

>> OF ALL THE PLACES YOU WILL GOWHEN YOU NEED TO SNORT COCAINE.

>> Chris: POINTS.

ELIZA.

>> THE LION, THE WITCH AND THEWAR CRIME.

>> Chris: POINTS.

KAMAU.

>> GOOD NIGHT (BLEEP).

>> Chris: POINTS! ELIZA.

>> EMELIA PEDOPHILIA.

>> Chris: POINTS! YES.

HANNIBAL.

>> THE HARDY BOYS BANG JUDYBLUE.

>> Chris: POINTS.

THE HARDY BOYS STEPPED OUT OF ABOOK AND BANG A CHILDREN'S

AUTHOR?

>> YEAH, MAN.

>> Chris: ELIZA.

>> RUMPLED FORESKIN.

[ APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: POINTS.

KAMAU.

>> THE CAT IN THE HAT (BLEEP) ONMY BACK.

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