#HashtagWars - #RuinAChildrensBook

  • Season 1 , Ep 01039
  • 03/24/2014
  • Views: 1,821

The comedians add upsetting twists to the titles of children's books. (1:39)

#HASHTAGWARS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN AMERICA

THIS WEEKEND WAS "DIVERGENT",

BASED ON A POPULAR

YOUNG ADULT NOVEL.

SO IT LOOKS LIKE THE MOVIE

DIDN'T RUIN THIS BELOVED BOOK,

BUT TONIGHT'S HASHTAG WILL

BECAUSE IT IS

#RUINACHILDRENSBOOK.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE "HARRY POTTER

AND THE CRIPPLING DEBT" OR

"CHARLOTTE'S WEBBED FEET" OR

"HORTON HEARS HIS CANCER

DIAGNOSIS."

(LAUGHTER)

ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

I'M GOING TO PUT 60 SECONDS ON

THE CLOCK STARTING NOW.

HANNIBAL.

>> OH, THE PLACES YOU'LL GO

WHEN YOU NEED TO SCORE COCAINE.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS, YES, OF

COURSE.

ELIZA.

>> THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE

WAR CRIMES.

>> Chris: POINTS.

KAMAU.

>> GOOD NIGHT (BLEEP).

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS!

ELIZA.

>> AMELIA PEDOPHILIA.

>> Chris: POINTS!

YES, HANNIBAL.

>> THE HARDY BOYS BANG JUDY

BLUME?

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: WAIT.

THE HARDY BOYS STEPPED OUT OF A

BOOK AND BANG A CHILDREN'S

AUTHOR?

>> YEAH, MAN.

>> Chris: AS SHE'S TRYING TO

WRITE, "ARE YOU THERE GOD, IT'S

ME, MARGARET."

>> CROSS PROMOTION, MAN.

>> Chris: POINTS, YEAH, POINTS.

ELIZA.

>> RUMPLE FORESKIN.

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: MOST OF EUROPE.

POINTS.

ONE MORE, KAMAU.

>> THE CAT IN THE HAT (BLEEP) ON

MY BACK.

(LAUGHTER)

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

TOO SOON?

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