Rebecca Corry - Shampoo Ad

Lissow, Jeselnik, Corry, Williams Season 9, Ep 904 01/13/2006 Views: 8,694

Rebecca Corry doesn't believe anything she sees on television. (1:26)

YOU KNOW, NOT BY SOMEONE CRAZY, SOMEONE GOOD.

WHEN I GOT FIRED UP THERE, YEAH, JUST TOOK A SHOWER,

A HOT SHOWER. FELLAS, STAY IN YOUR SEATS.

[LAUGHTER]

AND I WAS WALKING FROM MY BATHROOM TO MY BEDROOM

AND CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF MY NAKED BODY IN THE MIRROR,

AND I THOUGHT A SHORT, FAT,ITALIAN MAN BROKE INTO MY HOUSE.

- I WAS READY. - [LAUGHTER]

IT WAS ME.I WAS SO BUMMED.

I'M 85% SURE THAT I HAVE SOMEONE STALKING ME.

BUT HE'S SO OBVIOUS. IT'S RIDICULOUS.

HE DRIVES A BIG BROWN TRUCK. WEARS A BAD BROWN OUTFIT.

AND ACTS LIKE HE'S DELIVERING A PACKAGE

TO MY NEIGHBOR EVERY OTHER MONTH.

- I'M ONTO HIM.- [LAUGHTER]

I DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING I SEE ON TV EITHER.

LIKE, THERE WAS THAT HERBAL SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL WHERE--

YEAH. I SAID "HERBAL."

WHERE THE LADIES ARE IN THE SHOWER USING THE SHAMPOO,

AND THEY'RE HAVING ORGASMS BECAUSE OF THE SHAMPOO.

I WENT TO COSTCO AND BOUGHT THE FAMILY PACK OF THAT.

[LAUGHTER]

I WAS IN THE SHOWER ALL WEEKEND.

THAT SHAMPOO DOES NOT CAUSE ORGASMS...

THE BOTTLE DOES-- POW!

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]