The History They Never Taught You

Season 4, 08/17/2016 Views: 11,206

Booze, puking, nudity -- Drunk History is back September 27 with more soused lessons on the past. (2:22)

(dramatic music)

- Your ass will never be the same.


- Now f*#*ing action!


- This is Galileo!

This is one of the smartest people that lived!

- But you have to be careful,

'cuz if you show your forearm to someone,

their penis can go inside of you.

(speaking gibberish)

- Party!

- Guys, run!


- Wow.

- [Man] Crazy, right?


- This is the most astonishing voice

I've ever heard in my life.



- And I got my civil rights!

- You got a hat on your head,

you goddamn hatf*#*!


- I did it.

I really did it.

(drum beats)

- Hot dog, get your hot dog.

- Bullshit.

- Guys!

I was trying to take a dump,

and I was getting shot at!

- Hi, I'm Chris Romano,

and stay tuned for more Drunk History.

You're not gonna believe what you see,

but you're gonna believe what you hear.