- Your ass will never be the same.
- Now f*#*ing action!
- This is Galileo!
This is one of the smartest people that lived!
- But you have to be careful,
'cuz if you show your forearm to someone,
their penis can go inside of you.
- Guys, run!
- [Man] Crazy, right?
- This is the most astonishing voice
I've ever heard in my life.
- And I got my civil rights!
- You got a hat on your head,
you goddamn hatf*#*!
- I did it.
I really did it.
- Hot dog, get your hot dog.
I was trying to take a dump,
and I was getting shot at!
- Hi, I'm Chris Romano,
and stay tuned for more Drunk History.
You're not gonna believe what you see,
but you're gonna believe what you hear.