Dance for Me

  • Season 3 , Ep 17
  • 02/27/2013
  • Views: 7,110

Ders does whatever it takes to get his MTV "True Life" scoop while Blake spends quality time with his surrogate grandpa. (1:57)

YOU WERE ALL ALONEIN ANOTHER WOMAN'S ROOM?

- NO, I DON'T EVEN HAVEA GIRLF--

I'M BETWEEN GIRLFRIENDSRIGHT NOW.

MODELS IS WHATI'M USUALLY DATING,

BUT NO, THIS ISSTRICTLY JOURNALISTIC, SO--

- WELL, COME AND GETYOUR SCOOP.

- I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING,

BUT YOUR HUSBAND'SSLEEPING RIGHT THERE.

- OH, HONEY, MY HUSBAND'SBEEN SLEEPING THERE

FOR THE LAST SIX YEARS.

[soft music playing]DROP YOUR PANTS,

AND I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHINGYOU WANT.

- ALL RIGHT, I JUST--

I REALLY WANT TO BEON MTV TRUE LIFE.

HAVE YOU SEEN IT?

IT'S PRETTY GOOD.

- OH, NOT SO FAST, BRONCO.

- OW.- I MAY NOT BE OLD,

BUT I AM OLD-FASHIONED.

SO, UH,DANCE FOR ME FIRST.

- RIGHT? AND THENA LITTLE BIT OF THIS.

IT'S NOT THE BUTTERFLY.

IT'S THE TOOTSIE ROLL.KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

- [clears throat loudly]

NICE DAY.

- UH-HUH.- WHAT KIND OF ENCHILADAS

WERE THOSE, HUH?ROAD KILL?

- MM-HMM.

- WOULDN'T MIND IF WE HADSOME SMOOTH PUDDING

EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.

- UH-HUH.

- OH! OH!

- I'M COMING, SIR.

- OH, BACON BITS!- OKAY.

- OH, JUST THE TIP OF MY HIP--

NO, NO NEEDTO TOUCH, REALLY!

- NO, WAIT--- NO, IT'S FINE.

- JUST--- YOU GOT WITCH HANDS.

- NO.- YOU GOT WITCH HANDS, OKAY?

- OH, SO TELL MEABOUT THE '60s.

DID YOU MARCH,AND FOR WHAT SIDE?

- WHAT HAPPENED?DID SOMEBODY HIT THE EMERGENCY--

PEGGY, JESUS CHRIST.NOT AGAIN.

- AGAIN?

- [laughing]NICE, I THINK WE GOT 'EM, MAN.

- HEY! YOU ARE NOTTWO OLD MEN.

YOU ARE AN OLD MAN,BUT YOU ARE NOT.

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