Tommy Davidson - Stylish Dances

Pardo, Perkins, Allen, Layborne Season 3, Ep 308 02/15/2000 Views: 13,507

Can't do "the rock" or "the robot" anymore -- soon there won't be any dances left. (2:25)

WE'RE ALL THE SAME,DON'T YOU AGREE?

GIVE YOURSELVES A HAND.

ALL THESE STEREOTYPES.

STOP.

IT'S ABOUT LOVE, ALL RIGHT?

ALL THIS STEREOTYPING.

BLACK PEOPLE, WE DO IT, TOO.

WE GOT TO STOP IT.

WHITE PEOPLE CAN'T DANCE.

( laughter )

WHITE PEOPLE DANCETHEIR ASS OFF--

JUST DIFFERENT.

BLACK PEOPLE-- WE ARE SO PICKYWHEN IT COMES TO DANCING.

WE'RE THE ONLY RACE ON EARTHTHAT DANCES IN STYLES.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

WE HAVE A DANCE THATCOMES IN STYLE...

WE DO THE HELL OUT OF IT

UNTIL IT GOES OUT OF STYLE.

AND THEN WE CAN NEVERDO IT AGAIN...

FOREVER.

( laughter )

WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF ( bleep ).

THINK ABOUT IT.

THE ROCK... GONE.

BUMP... GONE.

ROBOT...

YOU KNOW THAT'S GONE.

CABBAGE PATCH... GONE.

THAT'S WHY WE'RE DOING THIS NOW.

AIN'T NOTHING LEFT.

( applause )

BLACK PEOPLE--WE THINK WE SO DAMN HIP.

SOME WHITE DANCESWE DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.

RIVERDANCE.

THAT'S HARD.

THEY DON'T EVEN MOVE THEIR ARMS.

AND THEY SMILING, TOO.

THAT'S HARD TO DO.

SQUARE DANCING.

BLACKS DON'T SQUARE-DANCE. WHY?

'CAUSE WE CAN'T STANDTO BE TOLD NOTHING.

♪ SWING YOUR PARTNER...

OH, NO, NO, NO.

♪ PUMP IT UP, PUMP IT UP.

HIPPEST COUNTRY MUSICI EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE

WAS HONKY-TONK.

YOU EVER HEARD OF HONKY-TONK?

HONKY-TONK!

ANY TIME WHITE PEOPLECALL THEMSELVES HONKIES

YOU KNOW IT'S FUNKY.

BREAKING IT DOWNLIKE JAMES BROWN

BUT IT'S COUNTRY.

( imitating fiddle playing )

( laughter )