Burnable Flags

  • Season 3, Ep 16
  • 02/20/2013
  • Views: 11,960

Adam and Ders try to find the secret behind Blake's unburnable flag. (3:26)

AND THEN I THINKWE SOLD AN IDEA TO TRICK.

- YES, WE DID!

AND HE GAVE USA LITTLE DOGGIE BAG.

A LITTLE BA-BA-BA-BA...

- HEY, WHERE'STHE UNBURNABLE FLAG?

- RIGHT?- WE NEED IT.

TRICK SAYS IT'S, LIKE,A BIG, JUICY GRAPE.

- YEAH.- WAIT. YOU PITCHED MY IDEA?

- NO, WE PITCHED HIM OUR IDEA.

YOU MAY HAVE HADTHE INITIAL THOUGHT,

BUT WE FLESHED IT OUTAND MADE IT SEXY.

WE MADE IT HIP.WE MADE IT COOL.

WE MADE IT FUN.WE MADE IT DIFFERENT.

WE MADE IT BOUNCE.

- NOW WE'RE GONNA BE LORDS,LIVING IN CONDOS.

MONEY'S GONNA BEWORKING FOR US,

WE'RE NOT GONNABE WORKING FOR MONEY.

WHERE'S THE FLAG?- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

THAT FLAG IS FOR THE PEOPLE.IT'S NOT TO BE COMMERCIALIZED.

LOOK, I DON'T KNOWIF YOU GUYS CAN TELL,

BUT I'M KIND OFA HAIRY ARTIST, ALL RIGHT?

I'M NOT A BALD SELLOUT.

- OKAY, SO ARE THE SHOTS FIRED?AM I BALDING?

- NO.- IS THERE A SPOT?

- LOOK, THERE'S NO SPOT.- DO YOU SEE THE SPOT?

- BLAKE, WOULD YOUJUST STOP PLAYING

ASSASSIN'S CREED IIIFOR ONE SECOND

AND TELL USWHERE THE FLAG IS?

OR...

[razor buzzes]I'M GONNA CUT YOUR HAIR OFF.

- HEY, DON'T JOKE ABOUT THAT,ALL RIGHT?

- WE'RE NOT JOKING.

WE'RE BEING REAL RIGHT NOW.

- I WAS PLAYING--THAT'S IT.

I'M GOING IN MY ROOM.YOU GUYS ARE ACTING STUPID.

- NO, YOU'RE NOT.- YES, I AM!

[overlapping shouting]

[razor buzzing]

- THIS ISN'T YOU, DERS,ALL RIGHT?

IT'S THE COCAINE.

- IT DOESN'T HAVETO BE THIS WAY!

- NO! NO! COME ON, MAN!

I LOOK SO STUPID WITHOUT IT!

NO!- BYE-BYE, GOLDILOCKS!

[both laugh]- AH!

- TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF HIS HAIR!

[buzzing stops]- OR WHAT?

- I'M GONNA CROSSEVERY AUTOGRAPH OFF

OF YOUR PRIZED SWIM BALL, DERS,

STARTING WITH ALLISON SCHMITT.

- WHO'S ALLISON SCHMITT?WHAT?

- SHE WAS, LIKE, A HUGEOLYMPIC SWIMMER, THE LAST ONE.

I SAW THE ENTIRE WOMEN'S TEAMAT A PERKINS,

AND ALL I HAD WASA B-BALL FOR THEM TO SIGN.

- GUYS, SHUT UP!

OKAY, CROSS THAT OFF, KARL.

- WITH PLEASURE, SIR.

- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

DON'T DO IT, MAN, PLEASE.

- HE'S WITH US NOW.

- OW.- THANKS, BRO.

THANKS, SHAME,I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

- COME ON, GUYS.LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

- HE'S WITH US.- FINE!

WE CAN MAKEOUR OWN AMERICAN UNBURNABLE FLAG

THAT'S ALSO AN AMERICAN ONE.

- ALL RIGHT, THIS OUGHTTO MAKE IT FIREPROOF.

- MM-HMM.- GIVE HER A SHOT.

- OH, YEP.- ON OUR WAY TO MILLIONS, BUDDY.

[stove clicks]

- NOPE. WHY ISTHAT HAPPENING?

- IT DIDN'T WORK, DID IT?

- YEAH,SHOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED.

- WHY IS IT SO HARD?- BECAUSE I'M EXHAUSTED.

WE WERE OUT ALL NIGHT,

AND NOW THIS MORNINGMY BRAIN'S BROKEN.

- WELL, YOU KNOWWHAT HELPS WITH THAT?

- [snorts]

I GOT IT.

WE NEED BIGGER FLAGS.

- WHOO!

- OKAY, ALL WE GOT TO DO IS LACETHIS SUCKER WITH SOME BORAX.

WET, WET, WET...

- IT ISN'T GONNA BURN, MAN.- YOU AIN'T GONNA BURN.

- OKAY! ALL RIGHT!- WHOA!

[screaming]

[snorting]

OH!

- YEAH, BABY!YEAH, MAMA!

- OH, THAT'S NOT BURNING.

HERE WE GO.- IT REALLY CAUGHT.

- WOW!- JESUS!

[snorts]

[screams]

- YOU KNOW WHAT?- WHAT?

- WE'RE NOT THINKING GOOD.- I KNOW.

- RIGHT? YOU KNOWWHAT HELPS US THINK GOOD?

- NO.both: COCAINE, YEAH.

- OH!I FEEL SMARTER, DUDE.

- THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA.THAT WAS A SMART IDEA.

YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING.- IS IT?

- IT'S COMING DOWN OUT OF THERE.- WOW.

YOURS IS TOO!- NO, IT ISN'T.

- OH, MY GOD, IT IS. IT IS.- YOURS IS BLEEDING.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?[screams]

- THIS MIGHT BETHE SPECIAL INGREDIENT--

A LITTLE BLOODOF THE PATRIOTS.

- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?- WHAT A SMART IDEA.

PATRIOTS BLOOD ON THIS.

- WHOA!- IT'S NOT GONNA BURN.

both:IT'S BURNING!

- IT'S BURNING MORE THAN EVER.- WHY ARE YOU BURNING?

- COME ON!

- WOW, OKAY, THAT DIDN'T WORK.

- THAT DID NOT WORK AT ALL.

WHAT'S UP?- HEY, BRO!

BLACK PEOPLE OF ALL SHAPES ANDAGES LOVE TO BE CALLED "BRO."

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