JB Smoove - Running Monster

Season 2 , Ep 1 01/26/12 Views: 12,318

JB Smoove would watch a police car chase if it featured a specimen of a man. (1:08)

I'M SORRY, MAN--NO DISRESPECT TO NYC.

I AM FROM NYC--THIS IS MY STUFF RIGHT HERE.

THIS IS MY THING RIGHTHERE-- NYC IS MY THING.

SO, RIGHT NOW,I'M IN-I'M IN CALI RIGHT NOW.

I'M TRYIN' TODO IT IN CALI.

CAN'T WATCH TV IN CALI--CAN'T WATCH TV.

EVERY TIME YOU GETEN-ENGAGED IN A GOOD TV SHOW,

THEY INTERRUPT THE GODDAMNTV FOR A DAMN CAR CHASE,

AND THEN, THAT'S NEWS--THAT AIN'T NO DAMN NEWS.

I DON'T MIND THEIRASS INTERRUPTIN',

YOU KNOW,SOMETHIN' TERRIBLE.

BUT DAMN IT-- IF YOU'REGONNA INTERRUPT A TV SHOW,

SOMETHIN' I'M WATCHIN'--LET IT BE SOMEBODY

THAT CANNOT CATCH A MASTERSPECIMEN OF A GODDAMN MAN,

A MONSTER--A RUNNIN' MONSTER!

LIKE IT'S, "AGH!

[laughter]

"AGH!"

LIKE, "BABY, LOOK--BABY, LOOK!

"LOOK AT THIS RUNNIN'MOTHER FUCKER!

"AH!

"RUN YOUR ASS OFF--RUN YOUR ASS OFF!

"LOOK AT THISFOOL RUN!"

"AGH!"

HE LEAVIN' FOOTPRINTSIN THE DAMN CONCRETE.

[laughter]

HE'S FUCKIN'THAT SIDEWALK UP!

"BABY, LOOK ATTHIS BASTARD!"

[laughter]

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