Daddy's Funeral

  • Season 2 , Ep 4
  • 02/07/2000
  • Views: 1,454

Jerri remains steadfastly in denial about her father's death until Mr. Jellineck forces her to face reality at the wake. (3:01)

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WHAT BRINGS YOU TOOUR CELEBRATORY WAKE ?

MY MOTHER PREPAREDTHIS JELLO MOLD,

IT WOULD MEAN A LOTTO HER IF YOU ATE IT.

I'LL PUT IT WITHTHE OTHER JELLO'S.

( squish )

I JUST WANTED TO SAYI'M REALLY ADMIRING

THE WAY JERRI HAS BEENIGNORING THIS WHOLE...BUSINESS.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOVELYSENTIMENTS, MR. BLACKMAN,

BUT I SHOULD TELL YOUTHAT GUY'S LAST WISH

WAS THAT NO...DARKIES ATTEND HIS WAKE.

I UNDERSTAND.

I KNEW YOU WOULD.

MY GOD GEOFFERY,PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.

HEY, THEY'VE GOT CHOW.

HOW CAN YOU THINK ABOUT FOOD,WHEN I'M IN THIS MUCH PAIN ?

THIS IS HOW I DEAL WITHYOUR GRIEF GEOFFREY, I EAT.

NOW IF YOU'LLEXCUSE ME,

I'M GONNA GODISCUSS YOUR SADNESS

WITH THAT PORK LOIN.

HEY !!

YOU DID A WONDERFULJOB ON MY GUY.

OH, HE WASDEFINITELYA CHALLENGE.

WHEN I GOT HIM,HE LOOKED LIKE

A BLIND MAN'SJACK O' LANTERN.

SO I TOOK A DEEP BREATH,

GRABBED A TUB OF PUTTYAND A TROWEL,

AND FROM THERE...IT WAS SIMPLY SHARPEI !

SHARPEI !

JERRI !

WHAT ARE YOUDOING HERE ALONE ?

JUST MENDING MY SACKFOR THE BIG RACE.

LISTEN TO ME JERRI...

I WAS JUST PAWING ATYOUR DEAD FATHER A MOMENT AGO,

AND ITREALLY HELPED.

YOU KNOW, I THINKI SAW HIM TODAY.

HE WAS WAITING FOR A BUSAND I SCREAMED,

"DADDY DADDY,YOU'RE NOT DEAD !"

BUT I THINK HEHAD TO GO SOMEWHERE,

BECAUSE HERAN AWAY REALLY FAST.

JERRI !

MOST OF YOUR DADDY ISIN THE BELLY OF A DOG.

IF I COULD ACCEPTYOUR FATHER'S DEATH

WHY CAN'T YOU ?

GOTTA FINISHTHIS SACK...

WOULD YOUTAKE ONE TAMMI...

CAN I GET SOME GRAVYFOR THESE POTATOES,

THEY'RE A LITTLE DRY.

SHHH !

WELL THEY ARE !

I CAN'T DO THIS.

I SHAN'T.

YOU CAN, YOU MUST.

NO... !

NO...

OH, THE SKIN--

IT'S SO COLDAND SCALY.

THE VEINS ARE LIKE EARTHWORMSBATTLING FOR ATTENTION.

THE CLAWS, THEY'RE-

OH, THAT'S MY HAND.

IT'S JUSTA LITTLE DRY.

OH DADDY !

DADDY YOU'RE DEAD !

AND NOW I'LL NEVERREALLY KNOW YOU !

( applause )

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