Uncensored - Katt Williams - Terrorism

Season 1 01/25/09 Views: 89,383

Why are we chasing terror when terror can't keep a home address? (1:54)

BUSH'S MOTHERFUCKING ASS,

HE DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

EVERY TIME YOU SEE OUR SOLDIERS,

THEY TIRED AS SHIT FROM

MARCHING IN THE WRONG GODDAMN

DIRECTION.

EVERY TIME YOU SEE 'EM, JUST--

[cheers and applause]

"Y'ALL GOING THE WRONG WAY."

"WE KNOW!"

WELL, NO SHIT.

TWO WEEKS AGO ON CNN, THEY SAID

PAKISTAN IS TERRORIST CENTRAL.

PAKISTAN?

THAT'S NOT WHAT THE FUCK

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SAID,

PAKISTAN.

YOU SAID AFGHANISTAN.

THAN YOU SAID IRAN

THEN IRAQ THEN SYRIA

THEN BAGHDAD.

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE NO IDEA

WHERE TERROR IS, DO YOU?

AND WHY THE FUCK IS WE CHASING

TERROR IF TERROR CAN'T EVEN KEEP

A HOME ADDRESS?

MAYBE TERROR AIN'T DOING WELL

RIGHT NOW.

WELL, BUSH DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

HE DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

WHITE PEOPLE, Y'ALL TOO NICE.

JUST LET A MOTHERFUCKER FUCK UP

THE GREATEST COUNTRY

FOR EIGHT YEARS

IN A FUCKING ROW.

WHITE PEOPLE, YOU'LL JUST LET

THE DRIVER OF THE CAR BE LOST

FOR MILES AND MILES AND MILES,

AND THEY WON'T EVEN SAY NOTHING,

JUST SIT IN THE BACK SEAT AND

TALK SHIT QUIETLY TO EACH

OTHER AND SHIT.

[cheers and applause]

"I DON'T THINK THEY EVEN KNOW

WHERE THEY'RE GOING.

NO, 'CAUSE WE PASSED THAT THREE

TIMES, REMEMBER?

I TOOK A PICTURE WITH MY CAMERA

PHONE.

YOU DO REMEMBER."

US NIGGAS, WE AIN'T GOT NO

PATIENCE.

YOU CAN EVEN BE THE LOST DRIVER

OF NIGGAS, 'CAUSE WE AIN'T GOT

ENOUGH PATIENCE.

SOON AS YOUR ASS MAKE TWO

SUSPECT LEFTS, YOUR ASS IS NO

LONGER THE GODDAMN DRIVER.

NIGGAS AIN'T GOT NO PATIENCE.

IF ONE NIGGA IN THE BACK GO--

"HEY, YOU GOT TO PULL THIS

MOTHERFUCKER OVER, NIGGA.

YOU CAN'T BE THE DRIVER IF YOU

DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU

GOING.

WE GOT WARRANTS BACK HERE,

NIGGA.

WE CAN'T BE LOST."

YOU'RE LOOKING AROUND AND SHIT.

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