The Colbert Report

White People Prayer Gap

Season 6 • 05/06/2010

If the prayer gap isn't closed, black Jesus and Hispanic Jesus will gang up on white Jesus.

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00:16

Sign Off - Dancing With Julian
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Stephen dances with Julian, the new cameraman he found on Rentboy.com.
05/05/2010
05:26

Dave Isay
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Dave Isay has learned that moms, no matter where they come from, share a lot in common.
05/05/2010
00:34

Intro - 5/5/10
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Stephen's Alpha Dog will bark your throat out, there's an enemy in your backyard, and Dave Isay discusses his book about moms.
05/05/2010
05:38

The Enemy Within - Backyard Clothesline
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Neighbors fine Susan Taylor for violating subdivision rules, but nothing will stop her from drying her clothes outside.
05/05/2010
03:07

Alpha Dog of the Week - George Rekers
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Reverend George Rekers travels to Europe with a male prostitute because he can't lift his own luggage.
05/05/2010
03:52

Nashville Flood Wakeboarder
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The fun police bust a guy wakeboarding on top of what was once a productive Nashville business district.
05/05/2010
05:24

Stewart Brand
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Stewart Brand accepts the use of nuclear power because he wants to see us get off all the fossil fuels.
05/06/2010
05:51

British Election Couverage - Andrew Sullivan
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As the polls close in Great Britain's parliamentary election, Andrew Sullivan predicts chaotic results.
05/06/2010
06:32

Movies That Are Destroying America - 2010 Summer Movie Edition
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"Prince of Persia" glamorizes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, "Sex and the City 2" cheats on America, and "Iron Man 2" hasn't advertised enough.
05/06/2010
00:06

Sign Off - The USA Today
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Stephen says goodnight while reading The USA Today.
05/06/2010
01:35

White People Prayer Gap
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Franklin Graham calls Islam an evil religion that practices murder, and white people are getting outprayed.
05/06/2010
00:02

Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for The Report, everybody.
05/10/2010
07:07

Greece Wither Soon - Scheherazade Rehman
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Scheherazade Rehman says the Germans did the right thing by bailing out Greece, but it was too little, too late.
05/10/2010
04:47

Oil Containment Solution Randomizer
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Stephen offers BP ways to shut off the geyser in the Gulf with his Oil Containment Solution Randomizer.
05/10/2010
00:35

Intro - 5/10/10
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Stephen thinks of ways to stop the Gulf oil spill, and Gary Johnson wants to raise money by legalizing pot.
05/10/2010
05:01

Gary Johnson
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Gary Johnson wants the government to decriminalize marijuana and tell kids the truth about smoking pot.
05/10/2010
02:27

House Returns the Favor
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Dr. House's photo sits proudly on Stephen's shelf in a place of honor, next to his coin purse made from a bull's scrotum.
05/10/2010
02:59

Australian Sperm Shortage
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Stephen's Formula 401: G'Day Egg! was formulated in the bathroom of an Outback Steakhouse.
05/11/2010
00:04

Sign Off - WristStrong Arm
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Stephen waves goodnight with his numb, cadmium-tainted WristStrong arm.
05/11/2010
02:49

Consumer Alert - Best Friends Charm Bracelets
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Lacing children's jewelry with heavy metal is a great way to teach our kids about the periodic table.
05/11/2010
00:35

Intro - 5/11/10
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Conservatives try to derail Elena Kagan's nomination, Australia gets a new import, and Hampton Sides knows a lot about Dr. King's death.
05/11/2010
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