Twayne, The Professional

  • Season 2 , Ep 206
  • 07/28/2011
  • Views: 12,149

Unable to finish the job himself, Twayne hires an unlikely source to assassinate Callie. (2:10)

AND THIS IS DOUG'S NEW SCRATCHPOST,

OH, AND THOSE AREHIS EUCALYPTUS TREES.

OH, AND, DOUG, DO YOU WANTTO SHOW THEM YOUR BED?

[laughs]

- [whimpering happily]

- ISN'T HE THE BEST?all: AW.

[doorbell rings]

- MWAH!YOU CAME.

- HOW'S OUR BRIDE-TO-BE DOING?THAWING EVENLY, I HOPE.

- THANK YOU, MARK.THE GIRLS LOVE HER SO MUCH.

THIS IS THE MOST FUN I'VE HADMAYBE EVER!

[ice sloshing]

- I LIKE MY SMIRNOFFON THE ROCKS.

THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING.

- [sighs]

MRS. POWERS-TO-BE,

MAY YOU AND LEONARDHAVE A LIFE FULL OF MIRTH.

RANDALL, WHY AM I USING WORDSLIKE "MIRTH"?

- HEY, EVERYONE, LOOK!

DOUG'S TRYING TO BREAK-DANCE.[laughs]

- LOOKS LIKE I'VE FOUND MYSELFAN INSIDE MAN.

- WHAT'S THE HOLDUP, TWAYNE?

IT'S BEEN A WHOLE DAY,AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T TURNED

MY BEAUTIFUL ANGELIC DAUGHTERINTO A FESTERING CORPSE.

- I'M SORRY, SIR.

COLD-BLOODED ASSASSINATIONIS USUALLY NO BIG DEAL FOR ME.

BUT I STILL HAVE A BITOF A THING FOR CALLIE.

- WELL, THEN BE A REAL MANABOUT IT, TWAYNE,

AND HIRE SOMEONE ELSETO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK.

IF WORD GETS OUTTHAT THE MAGGOTBONE BLOODLINE

HAS GONE SOFT, MY ENEMIESWILL EAT ME ALIVE, LITERALLY.

IT'S REALLY UNPLEASANT.

- I'M ON IT, SIR.

[line beeps]

- MR. BONE RAPER,YOUR 9:15 IS HERE.

- SEND HIM IN.

THERE HE IS.

WOULD YOU LIKE ANYTHING?SCOTCH, CIGAR?

OKAY, CUT THE CUTE ACT, DOUG.

OR SHOULD I SAY

CESAR THE MURDER BEAR?

- [whimpering]

- I KNOW WHAT HAPPENEDIN BOLIVIA.

[people crying and screaming]

THERE WERE WOMEN AND CHILDRENIN THAT VILLAGE.

I NEED YOU TO KILL AGAIN.

- [gasps]

- THE FBI WOULDN'T TAKETOO KINDLY

TO AN INTERNATIONAL ASSASSIN

STARTING A NEW LIFEHERE IN AMERICA, DOUG.

END HER,

OR I END YOU.

- [whimpers]

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