Female President

  • Season 3 , Ep 4
  • 04/22/2007
  • Views: 117,432

Carlos hits the streets to ask if people would vote for a female president. (3:21)

WOULD YOU LIKEA CHICK TO BE PRESIDENT? PROBABLY NOT.

NO. NO. NO. NO.

SO WOULD YOU VOTEFOR A FEMALE?NO.

WHY DO SO MANY WOMENNOT WANT TO VOTE FOR CHICKS?

BECAUSE I'M NOT EVEN CONFIDENT MYSELF. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER WOMAN.

JUST 'CAUSEYOU'RE NOT CONFIDENT. WELL, WE'RE ALL ALIKE.

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, BITCH!

I SHOULD BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT,

BECAUSE EVERY PRESIDENT THAT WE'VE EVER HAD WAS RICH.

HELL, I AIN'T GOT [BLEEP]!

WHY YOU THINK THAT WOMENWON'T VOTE FOR A WOMAN?

BECAUSE IT'S THAT BITCH THING.

THE JEALOUSY.BRIBERY.

RIGHT, RIGHTTHAT NECK THING. YEAH, GET THAT GOIN'.

OH, NO YOU DIN'T.

IT'S THE BITCH THING.YEAH.

YEAH, WHAT IS THAT?THE BITCH THING?

HEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME. HE SAID IT.

[FEROCIOUS GROWL]

SO YOU SAY YOU'D VOTE FOR A FEMALE, BUT WOULD YOU VOTE FOR A GAY GUY? I MEAN,

IT'S PRETTY MUCH A CHICK, RIGHT, EXCEPT WITH A [WHISTLES] AND TWO [WHISTLES].

WHAT DO YOU THINKTHE REST OF THE WORLDWOULD SAY ABOUT AMERICA

IF OUR PRESIDENT WAS GAY? THEY'D CALL US ALL PUSSIES.

IF GAY PEOPLE WERE IN THE WHITE HOUSE, IT WOULD BE CALLED THE "CHARTREUSE HOUSE"

AND THERE'D BE TRACK LIGHTING EVERYWHERE.

Man: "OH MR. PRESIDENT, MEET ME IN THE ORAL OFFICE."

WOULD YOU VOTE FORA HISPANIC MAN?YES.

COME HERE, HOLMES.

HOW WOULD YOU CHANGE THE COUNTRY? 'CAUSE HE SAID HE DON'T WANNA VOTE

FOR A GAY GUY 'CAUSE...I AGREE WITH THAT, HOLMEY.

YOU SEE AN AMERICANIN ME, RIGHT?

WHAT IF THEYBEND YOU OVER...?

WAIT. LET ME SEE-- YOU WOULD VOTE FOR A CRIMINAL,

A CRIMINAL, BEFORE YOU WOULD VOTE FOR A GAY GUY?

AT LEAST I COULD TRUST HIM AT NIGHT. TRUST HIM AT NIGHT? HONEY, LOOK AT YOU.

YOU AIN'T NOTHING, HOLMEY.YOU'RE HOT.YOU'RE VERY ATTRACTIVE.

IT'S ALL GOOD--NAH, GET OUTTA HEREWITH THAT [BLEEP] DOG.

WOULD YOUVOTE FOR A BLACK MAN?A BLACK MAN?

I THINK WHAT SOCIETY SHOULD DO IS TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

I'M NOT OPPOSED AGAINST THE WHITE MAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG,

I LIKE MYWHITE BROTHERS, TOO.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE. BUT NO, NO, I DO.

'CAUSE YOU'RE BEINGPOLITICALLY CORRECT.

WHAT SHE'S TRYING TO SAY IS LIKE, "LISTEN, CRACK-ASS MOTHER-[BLEEP],

GIVE BLACK PEOPLE A CHANCE.

IT'S NOT LIKEYOU AIN'T MESSIN' UP MO'.NO, I AIN'T SAYIN' THAT.

THAT'S WHAT SHE'S SAYIN'.SHE'S TRYIN' TO BEPOLITICALLY CORRECT.

SO THERE YOU GO, WHITE DEVIL. GIVE HOPE A CHANCE.

NO, I'M NOT CALLIN' NOBODY NO WHITE DEVIL.THAT IS WHAT SHE'S SAYIN'.

WHAT WOULD A FEMALE DO BETTERTHAN A GUY, JUST AS PRESIDENT?

I THINK WE'D THINK MOREWITH OUR HEART INSTEAD OF OUR...

I REALLY WOULD.

BUT AFTER MENOPAUSE.YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?

AFTER MENOPAUSE. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK I BELIEVE A FEMALE

CAN BE A PRESIDENT AND CAN BE GOOD AT IT.

BUT WHY NOT ASK THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. SEE WHAT HE THINKS.

GRACIAS, MI AMIGO, CARLOS.

A FEMALE PRESIDENT?

HELL, A LADY WOMAN CAN HANDLE ALL KINDS OF POSITIONS.

LAURA'S FAVORITE IS DOGGIE-[WHISTLES].

[DOG BARKING]

BUT FELLOW CITIZENS, BEING PRESIDENT AIN'T TOUGH.

IT'S SO EASY EVEN A CAVEMAN CAN DO IT.

WHAT AN INSULT.

AND PARDON MY FRANCĂ©, BUT THAT'S BULL-[BLEEP].

A CAVEMAN WOULD NOT DESTROY THE ENVIRONMENT,

OUTSOURCE AMERICAS JOBS, OR GET US INTO A WAR THAT WE CAN'T GET OUT OF.

IT'S A QUAGMIRE.

YEAH, BUT AT LEAST MY BREATH DOESN'T SMELL LIKE

DINOSAUR ASS. THAT'S IT!

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A "QUAGMIRE" IS. IT IS SOME KIND OF

OATMEAL OR SOMETHING? HERE YOU GO! THAT'S A QUAGMIRE!

OW! DADDY! GET MY DADDY! OH YES, I'M YOUR DADDY!

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