I'm 35, I justgot my own place.
Took a while.
Some people my ageare astronauts.
I don't know if I gotmy own place because it's like,
I'm thir--like, that's what--like, it was the pressures
of, like,societal pressures.
Like,That's what you do.
You're 35.You're a grown man.
You live by yourself,and you're an independent man.
You live by yourself,and you start drinking scotch
instead of crappy beer,and you switch back to briefs.
That's what you do,'cause you're a grown man,
and that'swhat grown men do.
Or if I got my own place'cause I realize
I'm about to getthe type of weird
that I can't even have peoplewitness on accident anymore.
Things are aboutto get strange,
and I'm gonna needsome solitude for that.
And I thinkit's much more that.
It's not so much like,"I'm gonna pay my bills on time
and read more books."
It's much more like,"Twizzlers look like
"they fit in buttholes,
"and I cannot have somebodywalking into the laboratory
when Dr. Kyle's conductinghis experiments."
It's this corkscrew shape.
Lick 'emand stick 'em, fellas.
Find out about your bodies.
It's 2012. It's not gay.It's about loving yourself.
"Loneliness"is a subjective term.
You know, it's--it's different for everybody.
I mean, you're a castawayon an island.
There's nobody around.That's lonely, you know?
But it could also meanyou lack the simple courage
to be able to say"hello" to somebody
sitting next to youon a bus.
That's lonely too,you know?
For me,I can define loneliness.
I can just hone it inas the very moment
that I realizedthat I had forgotten
I was masturbating
at a motelin Green Bay, Wisconsin.
That's it.That's the point.
That what I remember.
Just--it's not even sexual anymore.
It's just, like,an aggressive shooing away
of a nuisanceat this point.
So like I--"Come on, get out of here."
It's like I'm taking a broomto get raccoons off the porch.
Like, "Come on.Just--yah!
I understand nowwhy a dog can hump something
but stilllook right at you.
Like, I understand that.
You see a dog,it's like, "What?
"This feels goodand you're my buddy.
You're the one making it weird.What? What?"