Brian Posehn - Bottom Nut

  • Season 6 , Ep 8
  • 06/09/2002
  • Views: 6,523

Men should show off their parts, too. (1:49)

BRIAN POSEHN>> SO I DON'T

GET OUT MUCH, CLEARLY.

FRIEND OF MINE DRAGGED ME

TO A CLUB RECENTLY.

I REALLY ONLY GO TO COMEDY CLUBS

AND HEAVY METAL SHOWS, YOU KNOW.

THIS GUY DRAGGED ME TO A PICK UP

JOINT TO SEE ALL THE LADIES

AND I WAS AMAZED AT HOW HOT

GIRLS DRESS WHEN THEY GO OUT

CLUBBING.

YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN

OUT AND IT'S AMAZING, YOU KNOW,

THE PLASTIC TOP SHOWING THE

CLEAVAGE, AND THE LEATHER PANTS

PULLED UP AND PULLED DOWN HERE

SHOWING THE MOOSE KNUCKLE AND

THE CAMEL TOE AND THE WHOLE

DEAL.

(LAUGHTER)

JUST SHOWING OFF ALL THEIR PARTS

BASICALLY, YOU KNOW.

FEATURING ALL THEIR AREAS.

LIKE "FELLAS, LOOK WHAT I GOT.

WHEEEW!"

THING ABOUT IT IS GUYS DON'T

DO THAT WHEN THEY GO OUT.

GUYS DON'T WEAR OUTFITS THAT

FEATURE THE DONG.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

I THINK WE SHOULD THOUGH,

START PULLING YOUR PANTS DOWN A

LITTLE BIT, SHOW A LITTLE BIT OF

NECK.

(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE)

NOTHING OFFENSIVE,

JUST TWO INCHES OF (BLEEP) NECK.

A LITTLE MALE CLEAVAGE.

KEEP IT TASTEFUL.

LET THE LADIES KNOW THAT

LATER ON IF THEY PLAY THEIR

CARDS RIGHT, THEY CAN SEE THE

OTHER INCH.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

THAT'S RIGHT, NEW YORK,

I HAVE A THREE INCH DONG

AND I'M TALKING ABOUT IT ON

COMEDY CENTRAL.

(LAUGHTER)

YOU KNOW IN SUMMER TIME

GIRLS OUT IN L.A. WILL WEAR

THE HALF SHIRT SHOWING THE

BOTTOM BOOB?

FELLAS, PULL UP THE SHORT AND

SHOW THEM A LITTLE BOTTOM NUT.

THAT'S ALL I'M TAKING ABOUT...

THE BOTTOM NUT.

SO I WENT ON T

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