'CAUSE I JUST RAN OUT OF THE CRAP I GOT LAST TIME I WAS THERE.
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, IT'S A BULK ITEM STORE.
YOU CAN MAKE THE CRAZIEST GROCERY LIST AND IT'S THERE.
I WAS LIKE "I NEED TO BUY SOME MAYONNAISE, A TV
AND A BASKETBALL HOOP.
BUT I ONLY WANNA GOTO ONE STORE."
I THINK IT WAS INVENTED BY A GUY,
HE OWNED HIS OWNWAREHOUSE FULL OF CRAP.AND THEN ONE DAY
HE JUST SNAPPED. HE'S LIKE, "WHY AM I SHIPPING EVERYTHING?
"JUST OPEN THE DOOR. THEY CAN SHOP HERE.
LET'S CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN." HIS FRIEND WAS LIKE,
"YEAH, BUT IT'S ALL WRAPPED UP IN BULK PACKAGING."
"MAKE 'EM BUY THE WHOLE THING. I DON'T CARE.
"PUT A LADY UP FRONT WITH A HIGHLIGHTER. I'M DONE.
I'M NOT SHIPPING."
I ASK MYSELF QUESTIONS IN THOSE STORES
I DON'T ASK MYSELF ANYWHERE ELSE.
LIKE, "WILL I LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO USE ALL THOSE PAPER TOWELS?"
[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]