The Colbert Report

Intro - 4/12/12

Season 8 • 04/12/2012

The world prepares for doomsday, and "Titanic" director James Cameron runs up costs.

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00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
04/11/2012
07:38

Employing a Veteran - Sergeant Bryan Escobedo
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Marine veteran Sergeant Bryan Escobedo learns the ropes of punditry, including silent nods and made-up statistics.
04/11/2012
04:15

Michelle Obama Pt. 1
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Michelle Obama discusses her national initiative for helping military families, Joining Forces, and the importance of lowering veterans' unemployment rates.
04/11/2012
03:54

The Word - Whuh-How?
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Stephen rarely sees military members and families because they make up only 1% of the U.S. population, and not the 1% that belongs to his tennis club.
04/11/2012
01:24

Amped Up for Michelle Obama
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Flooded with Secret Service, Stephen's studio gears up for First Lady Michelle Obama.
04/11/2012
07:02

James Cameron
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James Cameron discusses the "Titanic 3D" release and the submarine he helped engineer to dive straight to the bottom of the Marianas Trench.
04/12/2012
04:22

Stephen Colbert's End of the World of the Week - Survivalist Singles & Tsunami Food
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An Internet dating service helps survivalists Arma-get-it-on, and a fast food chain reminds evacuees to grab a menu.
04/12/2012
03:03

Cold War Update - Alleged Congressional Communists
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The Tea Party's Allen West spills secret hearsay about some Democratic Congress members.
04/12/2012
05:41

The Other War on Women
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Mitt Romney claims the Obama administration has waged the real war on women, and Obama campaign strategist Hilary Rosen's attack on Ann Romney helps his case.
04/12/2012
00:04

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
04/12/2012
00:34

Intro - 4/12/12
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Stephen ponders doomsday planning, communists seize America, and interviewing director James Cameron comes at a cost.
04/12/2012
04:36

Bonnie Raitt
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Award-winning American singer Bonnie Raitt talks about environmental activism and her popular track "Angel from Montgomery."
04/16/2012
04:53

A Beautiful War for Women
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Women are the big prize this campaign year, and both Democrats and Republicans are fallopi-in it to win it.
04/16/2012
03:47

Newt Gingrich & Gun Rights
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The NRA Annual Meeting draws a star-studded lineup of conservative, gun-loving Republicans, plus Mitt Romney.
04/16/2012
03:31

Secret Service Sex Scandal
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Conservative journalist Ron Kessler blames the "worst" scandal in Secret Service history on Barack Obama's management culture.
04/16/2012
00:31

Intro - 4/17/12
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Chicken feed comes into question, a scandal rocks a government agency, and Jonah Lehrer shares an original insight.
04/17/2012
04:32

GSA Spending Scandal
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Darrell Issa pulls the stopper on Jeff Neely's tub of lies, while Barack Obama gets blamed for being a poor GSA watchdog.
04/17/2012
06:07

Thought for Food - Bug Food Coloring, Hot-Dog-Stuffed Crust & Drugged Poultry
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Starbucks uses pulverized bugs to color frappuccinos, a British Pizza Hut introduces a meat stalkers pizza, and some chicken feed includes caffeine and Prozac.
04/17/2012
02:41

Mitt Romney's Dinner Table Pranks
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Mitt Romney's private, family dinner table pranks elicit feelings of warmth and electability.
04/17/2012
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
04/17/2012
06:48

Jonah Lehrer
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Jonah Lehrer examines dangerous creativity myths and the history of innovation.
04/17/2012
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