Test Drive

Season 1, 02/14/2017 Views: 3,008

Sam and Tim head to an impound lot with the intention of buying a used van for work, but the day has other plans for them. (1:55)

[horn blares]

- What do you think?

- Slams okay.- Mm-hmm.

- Want to give it a test drive?- Yeah.

Seats are comfy.

- It's nice.

- You guys donejerking each other off?

- You see jizz everywhere, Lea?

- Yeah, Lea, if we werejerking each other off,

there'd be jizz everywhere.

- I'll put in our bid.

- This is great.

We can get twice as muchwork done with this van.

- Absolutely.We can work twice as hard.

- Work ourselvesinto the ground

until we blow our brains outlike Sebastian's dad.

- Or go insane like my dad.

- Mm-hmm.Well,

let's go get this work vanfor work.

- Let's do it.

[funk music]

- ♪ Hey, TD!

- ♪ Yeah, yeah!

- ♪ I need some loving, baby

- ♪ You need what now?

♪ Some loving, some loving, some loving ♪

- ♪ Huh! Oh, yeah!

- ♪ [screams]

- ♪ Huh! Oh, yeah!

- ♪ Oh, this loving, baby - ♪ You need loving

♪ Yeah, yeah - ♪ Oh, loving, loving

- ♪ You need some loving loving ♪

- ♪ So good, baby

- ♪ I got to tell you, baby

- ♪ What you gonna tell me? - ♪ What you got to do, yeah

- ♪ What I got to do, baby?

- ♪ Just listen to the song yeah ♪

[music fades out]

- Assholes.