Drew Michael - Marriage Is for Kids

Drew Michael Season 5, Ep 4 09/02/2016 Views: 2,771

Even though Drew Michael believes in monogamy, he doesn't understand why people still get married. (1:07)

I can't believe peoplestill get married.

It's like, "What are you, two?"

"Oh, this is my wife."

It's like, "Dude, grow up.

"You're 35, your 'wife?'


Now, don't get me wrong, I'm notknocking the idea of monogamy.

If you find someoneyou can be with

and you want to make it work, Ithink that's, that's great.

Truly. You have, you havethe perseverence, the love,

the commitment, the trust.

To make that work?

That's a beautiful thing andyou should hold onto that.

I just don't think you shouldtell anyone about it.

You know?Certainly not the government.

That's, like, a weirdfirst step.

Like, you're in bed with theperson you love

more than anything, eyes areenflammed with passion,

like, "I love you."

"I love you, too."

It's like, "I'm gonna love youuntil I die."

It's like, "(gasps) Holy shit,we should let the people

"who run the DMV know.

"We should tell them."