I can't believe peoplestill get married.
It's like, "What are you, two?"
"Oh, this is my wife."
It's like, "Dude, grow up.
"You're 35, your 'wife?'
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm notknocking the idea of monogamy.
If you find someoneyou can be with
and you want to make it work, Ithink that's, that's great.
Truly. You have, you havethe perseverence, the love,
the commitment, the trust.
To make that work?
That's a beautiful thing andyou should hold onto that.
I just don't think you shouldtell anyone about it.
You know?Certainly not the government.
That's, like, a weirdfirst step.
Like, you're in bed with theperson you love
more than anything, eyes areenflammed with passion,
like, "I love you."
"I love you, too."
It's like, "I'm gonna love youuntil I die."
It's like, "(gasps) Holy shit,we should let the people
"who run the DMV know.
"We should tell them."