Dane Cook - Deleting the Numbers

Dane Cook: ISolated INcident Season 1, Ep 1 05/17/2009 Views: 134,108

Dane's parents both passed away, but he's not ready to delete their numbers from his cell phone yet. (1:24)

ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THINGS,REALLY AMAZING,

I WANNA SHARE WITH YOU GUYS.

A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO,

MY MOM DIED OF CANCER, OKAY?

AND MY MOM, IF YOU KNOW ANYTHINGABOUT MY MOM,

SHE WAS THE COOLEST, OKAY.

SHE WAS JUST A--GREAT SENSE OFHUMOR AND JUST A WONDERFUL MOM.

YOU COULDN'T ASKFOR SOMEBODY BETTER.

VERY ENCOURAGING.A REAL CHAMPION OF MINE.

AND JUST SUPPORTIVE NONSTOP.

SO AFTER SHE PASSED ON,

I WOULD GO TO PLAYTHE DELETE GAME ONCE IN A WHILE,

AND THEN I WOULD HIT THE Ms,AND THERE SHE WAS RIGHT THERE.

M-O-M,AND GUESS WHAT I COULDN'T DO?

I COULDN'T DELETE IT. NO.I COULDN'T.

SO I KEPT IT--I KEPT ITFOR THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS.

YOU KNOW, KEPT IT IN THERE,AND FROM TIME TO TIME,

I'D SCROLL THROUGHAND JUST STARE AT IT.

AND THEN RECENTLY, I WAS LIKE,YOU KNOW WHAT,

IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON.

I'VE DONE THE GRIEVINGAND THE HEALING AND EVERYTHING.

SO I LOOKED AT IT,AND I WAS, YOU KNOW,

KIND OF SMILE ON MY FACE,I WAS READY TO GO,

AND THEN I THOUGHT,JUST FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE,

YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE I CALLED ITSO MANY TIMES,

I'M GONNA CALL IT ONE LAST TIMEFOR GOOD LUCK.

YOU KNOW,IT JUST FELT RIGHT.

AND THEN I WAS JUSTABOUT TO HIT SEND,

AND THEN I THOUGHT,

"WHAT IF SHE FUCKING ANSWERS?"

"THIS IS DONNA.GUESS WHO'S IN CABO?"

"WHAT THE FUCK, MA?YOU SAID YOU DIED OF CANCER.

IS DAD DEAD?"

"YES, YOUR DAD DID DIEOF CANCER, ACTUALLY.

"I'M KIDDING.HE'S RIGHT HERE.

GEORGE, SAY HI."HA HA HA.