Nick Griffin - Alcohol

  • Season 12, Ep 17
  • 01/11/2008
  • Views: 9,621

If it weren't for alcohol, most of us wouldn't be alive. (1:49)

THANK YOU!

- THANK YOU.- [CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

WOW. SERIOUSLY, STOP IT.

HI. THANK YOU.

WOW. YOU ARE A FANTASTIC--IF I DIDN'T--

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER,I'D SAY YOU PEOPLE WERE DRUNK.

- ALCOHOL VERY-- YEAH.- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

ALCOHOL VERY IMPORTANT.

GOTTA HAVE THAT ALCOHOLIN OUR LIVES, RIGHT?

- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]- IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.

LET'S BE HONEST,IF IT WEREN'T FOR ALCOHOL,

A LOT OF USWOULDN'T EVEN BE ALIVE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

IT'S TRUE!

WHEN A WOMAN SAYS NO,ALCOHOL SAYS,

- "YOU SURE? MAYBE."- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THAT'S RIGHT.ALCOHOL'S A LIQUID FRIEND.

ALCOHOL'S A LIFE COACH.ALCOHOL SAYS, "KISS THAT GIRL."

"PUNCH THAT GUY.""OOPS, YOU GOT 'EM MIXED UP,

- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]- RUN, RUN!"

YOU DRINK FOR DIFFERENTREASONS AS THE YEARS GO ON.

YOUNG PEOPLE DRINK BECAUSETHEY THINK LIFE IS AWESOME.

OLDER PEOPLE DRINKBECAUSE WE KNOW IT'S NOT.

YEAH. AND 'CAUSEWE HATE YOUNG PEOPLE.

[LAUGHTER]

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