Now, I'm guessing no matter whoyou're supporting this November,
you will agree this electionis the (bleep) worst.
luckily, the second debate,we all got to meet Ken Bone!
-(cheering, applause)-Ken Bone!
The be-sweatered, mustachioed,undecided (bleep) machine
who stole the Internet's heart,
and then made love to itsweetly.
In honor of this civic-mindedBuild-A-Bear,
we played the hashtag gameKenBoneFacts.
For instance,did you know that if Ken Bone
unfurled his mustache,it would dwarf the wingspan
of a bald eagle--that's a true story.
So... uh, we tracked downthe man himself on Skype,
uh, got to chat with Ken Bone--
he is goddamn delightful--
and we got him to choosehis favorite fact.
Just for you,ladies and gentlemen, Ken Bone!
Thanks, Chris.It was a real thrill
to see KenBoneFacts trendingon Twitter on Monday night.
I loved every one of them,but I can't pick my favorite
'cause I'm undecided.
So I'm gonna reada few of the best ones.
"He can't attendan ugly sweater party,
because they all lookso good on him."
"The Illuminati comes to him for advice on what to do."
Yep, I actually gota conference call
with Jay Z and Beyoncéafter this.
"He is the fifth Golden Girl."
Oh, look, and here'sone of the original cast photos.
"Clowns tweetabout Ken Bone sightings."
-(laughter, applause)-Also true.
But if I ever see one of them,
I'm gonna go Liam Neesonon their ass.
"Ken's hugs create suchdangerous levels of euphoria,
they had to be regulatedby the FDA."
You know, that's actually true.
You should not operateheavy machinery
after you snuggle with me.
Thanks so much, Chris.
And I just wantto encourage everybody
to get out thereand register to vote,
because in 2016--
Yes we Ken!
-HARDWICK: Ah, fantastic!-(cheering, applause)
Ken (bleep) Bone!
Oh, by the way... beforewe get off the Bone train,
someone on Twitter sent me this,
the sexy Ken Bone outfitfor Halloween.
So naturally, I had to ask Kenwhat he thought about it.
You know, Chris, I did seethe sexy Ken Bone costume,
and while I wasstrangely aroused,
I want to point outthat there's only one
real sexy Ken Bone outfitout there.
-I'm wearing it.-Yes!
Sexy Ken Bone!The real sexy Ken Bone.
Get out there and vote,everyone.