I live in Los Angeles.
I'm dating in Los Angeles whichis fun, uh, but-- - Whoo!
- Okay, uh...
But I don't knowif I'm dating girls
or if I'm just feeding girls.I have no idea.
I've been going ona lot of feedings lately.
Some peoplehave been fed, cool.
Like, I was feeding this girlfor like six months, right?
It ended because she sent mea text message.
It was a cool text message.
She sent me this text that said,
"Hey, could you come overand help me build my bed?
"Then maybe we can use it?
Amazing text, right?It's amazing.
I immediately turn into,like, a '90s R&B singer.
I was like...[R&B beat]
♪ Girl, I'm gonna buildyour bed, then lay you down ♪
[cheers and applause]
Yeah, and then I realizedI can't build a bed.
There's no way.
I can barely build a bear,and there's a workshop for that.
I can't--can't build a bed.
I did do it.
I went over there.I did do it.
It took me like 45 minutesto an hour,
until I called a man.
I was like, "Hey, Danny,this is Courtney.
He's gonna be feeding youfrom now on."
♪ Now I'm gonna watch some pornwith headphones on ♪