Freddy Soto - Spelling

  • Season 7 , Ep 12
  • 05/01/2003
  • Views: 12,858

Freddy Soto's father wants to know how many "S"s there are in "chicken." (1:58)

YOU KNOW, AND HIS ENGLISH IS ALL

MESSED UP.

HE'S, YOU KNOW, ALWAYS ASKING ME

HOW TO SPELL FOR HIM.

HE CAN'T SPELL THIS GUY.

"MIJO, COME OVER HERE.

HEY, HOW MANY S'S ARE THERE

IN THE WORD 'SHICKEN'?"

(LAUGHTER)

"'SHICKEN'?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,

MAN?"

"WELL, FREDDY, "S" IN CHICKEN,

HOW MANY?!"

(LAUGHTER)

"THE WAY YOU SAY IT, FOUR.

PUT AS MANY AS YOU WANT, MAN.

I'M JUST TELLING YOU, THERE'S A

LOT OF S'S THE WAY YOU SAY IT."

I GO, "DAD, DON'T TELL ME THAT A

SHAIR AND A SHICKEN--

BUT YOUR KNIFE, IT'S CHARP.

(LAUGHTER)

ALL OF A SUDDEN, THERE'S A "CH"

OUT OF NOWHERE, MAN.

YOU KNOW, "HEY, LOOK AT MY NEW

CHOES."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHOES, MAN?

YOU CHOOSE YOUR SHOES."

"I SHOOSE MY CHOES?"

(LAUGHTER)

"WELL, THAT'S YOUR PEOPLE

THOUGH, FREDDY.

THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOUR FAMILY.

THEY'RE SO PASSIONATE."

SHE SAYS SOME RACIST STUFF

EVERY NOW AND THEN, MAN.

(LAUGHTER)

OH, YOU CAN BELIEVE IT, MAN.

DIG THIS.

WHEN WE WERE IN THE ULTRASOUND

ROOM GETTING AN ULTRASOUND

FOR MY LITTLE BABY, YOU TELL ME

IF I'M BEING TOO SENSITIVE.

WE'RE LOOKING AT THE MONITOR,

MY BABY COMES UP ON THE SCREEN

AND WHEN YOU FIRST SEE IT,

IT'S LIKE SIX MILLIMETERS BIG.

SHE STARTS CRYING, MY WIFE.

"OH, MY GOD.

IT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE BEAN."

(LAUGHTER)

NOW WHAT KIND OF RACIST CRAP

IS THAT?

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IT LOOKS LIKE

A LITTLE BEAN, HUH?

IS THAT WHY YOU'RE CRYING

'CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A BEAN?

I BET IF IT LOOKED LIKE

A CRACKER, YOU'D BE VERY HAPPY.

YEAH, HUH?

YEAH, EVERY--

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

EVERYBODY WOULD BE LAUGHING

IF IT LOOKED LIKE A RITZ.

THAT'S WHERE SHE COMES FROM,

I GUESS.

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