First up-- audio quiz.
FEMALE VOICE: Audio quiz.
You can't spell "hear"without "ear"!
Comedians, I want you to hearthis sound with your ears.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
This sound wasall over the online.
What was it?
A) A baby monitorin a Chipotle bathroom?
B) Larry King doing pushups?
C) Yoko Ono's responseto Trump get elected?
D) An owl with brain damage?
E) A Cabbage Patch dollmelting in an oven?
F) Margaret Cho walkingover hot coals?
-G) The Goodyear Blimpdeflating? -(applause)
H) Queens of the Stone Ageplaying laser tag?
I) A divorceemeeting Chris Isaak?
J) A Stromboliexploding in a vacuum?
K) Bobby Flay gettinghis dick caught in his zipper?
-(cheers and applause) -L) Amonkey burping some Tupperware?
M) Nick Nolte on a trampoline?
N) A pumpkin fightat a Wal-Mart?
O) Donald Trump reacting toYoko Ono putting out a new song?
P) The final hoursof Sting having sex?
Q) One Gen Xergetting that joke?
R) Somebody getting arrestedat an Ikea?
-(laughter)-S) Sushi prank gone wrong?
T) A Furbywith dying batteries?
U) The pope sitting on his pen?
V) Meerkats makingsweet, sweet love?
W) Poppingthe world's largest zit?
X) Siri doingan Urkel impression?
Y) Why am I still doing this?
Z) C) Yoko Ono's responseto Trump getting elected?
(cheers and applause)
HARDWICK:Let's find out together.
-Ooh. Ooh. Oh. Oh.-(laughter)
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Aah. Oh. Oh. Oh.
-Wow.-(cheers and applause)
LEVINE:I guess it was "Z."
-So, she liked it then?-(laughter)
That's Yoko Ono,the woman famous
for breaking up the Beatlesreacting to Donald Trump,
the manfor breaking up 'Merica.