The Sklar Brothers - Girls Gone Wild

  • Season 5 , Ep 3
  • 07/08/2001
  • Views: 514

Since the dawn of time, normal girls have had the capability to go wild. (3:48)

RANDY>> ALL RIGHT.

JASON>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WE ARE PSYCHED THAT YOU GUYS ARE

IN A GOOD MOOD.

'CAUSE THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT

SET OF COMEDY FOR RANDY AND

MYSELF.

RANDY>> THERE'S SOME INDUSTRY

PEOPLE HERE TO SEE US PERFORM.

JASON>> WE DON'T WANT TO LET

THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG.

RANDY>> TONIGHT IS AN AUDITION.

JASON>> IT IS.

IT IS.

TONIGHT, RANDY AND I,

IN ADDITION TO DOING THIS

SPECIAL, WE ARE AUDITIONING

FOR THE HBO YOUNG, JEWISH,

IDENTICAL TWIN, COMEDIAN

SPECIAL.

RANDY>> EXACTLY.

JASON>> NOW...

(LAUGHTER)

AND THIS YEAR THEY'RE ONLY

TAKING HOW MANY?

RANDY>> THIRTEEN.

JASON>> THIRTEEN SETS OF JEW

TWINS.

SO, FINGERS CROSSED...

RANDY>> YEAH.

SO, WE'RE TWENTY-NINE YEARS OLD.

AND WE WISH WE WERE YOUNGER.

WE'RE 29 YEARS OLD AND LOOK AT

US.

WE'RE DRESSED LIKE WE'RE FOUR.

JASON>> WRISTBANDS.

THANK YOU.

WRISTBANDS.

RANDY>> ERGO WRISTBANDS.

TWENTY-NINE YEARS OLD AND

WE STILL LIVE TOGETHER.

IS THAT WEIRD?

JASON>> IS THAT WEIRD?

WE'VE STILL GOT THE BUNK BEDS.

(LAUGHTER)

RANDY>> IN THE SHAPE OF

RACECARS.

JASON>> I DON'T THINK THAT'S

WEIRD.

THAT'S "SILVER SPOONSY" YEAH.

ISN'T IS A LITTLE "SILVER

SPOONSY"?

RANDY>> YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.

JASON>> SO... SO WE, AH...

WE KIND OF LEAD THIS COLLEGIATE

LIFESTYLE.

WE WATCH A LOT OF TELEVISION,

BUT WE'RE CUTTING BACK.

RANDY>> 19 HOURS A DAY.

JASON>> CUTTING BACK TO 19.

AND WE FEEL LIKE WE'RE EXPERTS

ON T.V., AND WE HAVE A NEW

FAVORITE LATE NIGHT TELEVISION

COMMERCIAL.

RANDY>> IT'S A COMMERCIAL

FOR THE "GIRLS GONE WILD" VIDEO.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

SOME OF YOU KNOW IT.

JASON>> BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU

WHO DON'T...

RANDY>> HERE IS THE HOOK.

JASON>> HERE'S THE SELLING POINT

TO THE VIDEO.

RANDY>> IT'S NORMAL GIRLS.

JASON>> NOT STRIPPERS AND

HOOKERS.

(LAUGHTER)

RANDY>> IT'S NORMAL GIRLS LIKE

YOU AND ME.

JASON>> LIKE US.

RANDY & JASON>> NORMAL GIRLS.

RANDY>> GONE WILD.

AND THEIR DEFINITION OF GOING

WILD IS THESE GIRLS LIKE,

LIFTING UP THEIR SHIRTS AND

GETTING NAKED IN PUBLIC PLACES.

(CHEERING FROM AUDIENCE)

STOP.

THAT'S GOING WILD.

JASON>> NOW, APPARENTLY

THE MAKERS OF THIS VIDEO ARE

THINKING: YOU KNOW WHAT THE

AMERICAN PUBLIC IS SAYING?

THEY'RE SAYING, HEY, WE'VE SEEN

ENOUGH OF ALL THESE HOT

STRIPPERS AND HOOKERS GETTING

NAKED.

WE'D LIKE TO SEE SOME MILDLY

UNATTRACTIVE WOMEN GETTING

NAKED.

(LAUGHTER)

SO, THE BEST PART OF THE

COMMERCIAL, THOUGH, THIS IS OUR

FAVORITE, ARE THE ANNOUNCERS.

BECAUSE IT'S JUST GIRLS LIFTING

UP THEIR SHIRTS.

IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

BUT THE ANNOUNCERS MAKE SUCH A

HUGE DEAL OUT OF THIS

METAMORPHOSIS, THIS

TRANSFORMATION, FROM NORMAL GIRL

TO WILD GIRL THAT THE ANNOUNCERS

ARE ACTUALLY THE ONLY ONES WHO

ARE GOING WILD ON THE VIDEO.

RANDY>> EXACTLY.

THEY'RE HILARIOUS.

THEY'RE LIKE:

ANNOUNCER VOICE>> SINCE THE DAWN

OF TIME, IF WE'VE LEARNED

ANYTHING, IT'S THAT NORMAL GIRLS

HAVE A CAPABILITY OF GOING WILD.

JASON>> WELL NOW...

NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER

CAPTURED ON VIDEOTAPE,

WE'VE GOT NORMAL GIRLS.

RANDY>> NOT STRIPPERS.

JASON>> NORMAL GIRLS.

RANDY>> NOT PROSTITUTES.

JASON>> NORMAL GIRLS...

RANDY>> GONE WILD.

JASON>> LIKE THIS GIRL...

RANDY>> SHE'S A SENIOR AT TEXAS

CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY.

JASON>> NORMAL!

RANDY>> SHE'S A PHILOSOPHY

MAJOR.

JASON>> NORMAL!

RANDY>> SHE SHOPS FOR ARTWORK

AT BED BATH AND BEYOND...

JASON>> NORMAL!

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

RANDY>> BUT WATCH WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN THIS SO-CALLED NORMAL GIRL

GOES DOWN TO MARDI GRAS...

JASON>> OH, MY GOD!

SHE'S TAKING OFF HER SHIRT!

SHE'S GONE WILD!

RANDY>> GIRLS GONE WILD.

JASON>> WILD!

RANDY>> WILD!

IT'S NOT JUST THE VACATION GIRLS

GOING WILD.

OH, NO, THE WORKING WOMAN HAS

GOTTEN INTO THE ACT, TOO.

CHECK OUT WHAT OUR VIDEO CAMERAS

CAUGHT IN THIS CORPUS CHRISTIE

COURTROOM.

JASON>> YOUR HONOR, I OBJECT.

MY CLIENT WAS NOWHERE NEAR

THE SCENE OF THE CRIME,

AND WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT.

NOW, I KNOW, YOU ARE THE ONLY

FEMALE JUDGE IN THE STATE OF

TEXAS, BUT I MOVE FOR A

MISTRIAL.

RANDY>> COUNSELOR I THINK YOUR

ARGUMENT IS BOTH CLEAR AND

CONCISE, BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE

TO SAY... OBJECTION OVERRULED!

JASON>> OH, MY GOD!

RANDY>> SHE'S GUILTY, ALL RIGHT.

RANDY & JASON>> GUILTY OF GOING

WILD.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

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