Daniel Tosh - Unhooking Bras

  • Season 7 , Ep 23
  • 07/24/2003
  • Views: 98,651

What the heck is going on in there? (1:15)

I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND IF I JUST

WARM UP A LITTLE BIT FIRST,

JUST A COUPLE OF THESE.

THERE YOU GO.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU REMEMBER THAT EXERCISE

IN P.E. CLASS?

HAVE YOU EVER DONE IT IN YOUR

LIFE SINCE?

[LAUGHTER]

THE ANSWER'S NO.

YOU EVER WOKE UP IN THE MORNING,

SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED

TO DO TODAY?

SOME A THESE."

YEAH.

THERE YOU GO.

THAT FEELS GREAT.

NOW THE OTHER WAY.

WELL, THAT'S AWFULLY TRICKY.

[LAUGHTER]

WE WONDER WHY WE HAVE

A WEIGHT PROBLEM AS A NATION.

I'M PRETTY SURE THIS

ISN'T CUTTIN' IT.

[LAUGHTER]

OH, THIS IS A GREAT JOB.

PEOPLE APPLAUD WHEN I GO

TO WORK.

YEAH.

THAT'S A LOT BETTER THAN

YOUR JOB.

I MEAN IT-- DON'T GET ME WRONG.

IT'S NOT LIKE A ROCK STAR,

WHERE PEOPLE LOSE THEIR MINDS

SCREAMIN'.

COULD YOU IMAGINE THAT AT YOUR

JOB?

GOING IN, "HEY, HOW'S IT GOING,

KELLY?

LISTEN, I'M GONNA NEED THAT MEMO

ON MY DESK BY NOON."

"NO!

OH!

OH, GOD, I GOT SUMTHIN'

FROM 'YA!

[LAUGHTER]

"WELL, THANKS, BUT I'M GONNA

STILL NEED THAT ON MY DESK."

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WOMEN

DO IN THERE.

THAT'S WITCHCRAFT.

THAT'S VOODOO AS FAR AS

I'M CONCERNED.

IT TAKES ME TWO HANDS, A PAIR

OF PLIERS.

THREE HOURS LATER, I'M PLEADIN'

FOR SOME TEAMWORK.

NOW YOU CAN REACH IN HERE

AND GRAB YOUR PANTIES,

FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD.

THE HECK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?

DO YOU HAVE A MAGIC MIDGET

RUNNIN' UP AND DOWN YOUR BACK,

UNHOOKIN' STUFF?

WHAT, DO YOU GIVE HIM A CROUTON

AND THEN HE DISAPPEARS?

[LAUGHTER]

I DON'T KNOW HOW THE

MAGIC MIDGETS WORK.

I RECENTLY BOUGHT A PAIR

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