Uncensored - Kevin Hart - Gon' Die Tonight

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Every funeral has one person who's there to avenge the death of the deceased, and Kevin Hart's Uncle Richie Jr. is that person. (1:03)

THERE'S ALWAYS ONE PERSON AT

THE FUNERAL THAT'S THERE TO

AVENGE THE DEATH OF WHOEVER

DIED.

THEY WANT PAYBACK.

THAT PERSON WAS MY UNCLE

RITCHIE JR., OKAY?

NOW, ALL MY REAL KEVIN HART FANS

KNOW WHO MY UNCLE RITCHIE JR.

IS.

FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW,

"SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST."

THAT'S MY UNCLE RITCHIE JR.,

ALL RIGHT?

NOW, LIKE I SAID, MY MOM DIED

FROM CANCER.

EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS EXCEPT

MY UNCLE RITCHIE JR.

FUNERAL'S OVER.

EVERYBODY'S OUTSIDE.

THEY'RE CONSOLING ONE ANOTHER.

IT'S A REALLY EMOTIONAL TIME.

I'M TALKING.

MY UNCLE COMES UP,

TAPS ME ON THE BACK.

HE SAID, "KEVIN, I JUST WANT

TO LET YOU KNOW, WHOEVER DID

THIS IS GONNA DIE TONIGHT."

"EXCUSE ME?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?"

"I'M JUST TRYING TO TELL YOU,

I'M ABOUT TO PEEL THIS

MOTHER FUCKERS MUFFIN CAP

BACK BLUE TONIGHT, NIGGA!"

I SAID, "UNC, CANCER DID IT.

IT WAS CANCER."

HE SAID, "WELL, YOU TELL CANCER

I'M LOOKING FOR HIM, AND WHEN

I FIND HIM, I'MA SHOOT HIM

IN THE FACE, TWICE!

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