Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping

  • Season 7 , Ep 6
  • 03/13/2002
  • Views: 11,930

Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons. (1:22)

THERE'S A STORE THAT I'VE SEEN

THIS ONE TIME; THAT HAD THE

GREATEST NAME IN ALL OF RETAIL.

ALL OF RETAIL?

YES, ALL OF IT.

(LAUGHTER)

HERE'S THE NAME OF THE STORE;

THE NAME OF THE STORE IS

"ELEGANT BALLOONS".

(LAUGHTER)

I WOULD LIKE TO SAY IT AGAIN

JUST BECAUSE I LIKE THE SOUND

OF IT.

ELEGANT BALLOONS.

(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

"AH, YES, HELLO.

I'M HOSTING A VERY IMPORTANT

PARTY AT MY MANSION THIS EVENING

AND I'LL BE ENTERTAINING SOME

FOREIGN DIGNITARIES, HEADS OF

STATE AND THE LIKE.

I WANTED TO SPRUCE THE PLACE UP

A LITTLE BIT.

TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN

THE WAY OF BALLOONS."

(LAUGHTER)

"WELL, SIR, WE HAVE THIS MODEL

HERE WHICH IS RED AS YOU SEE.

AND IT ALSO COMES IN A BLUE."

"OH, MY GOD!

THOSE BALLOONS ARE GAUCHE!

I'M NOT HOSTING A FREE-FOR-ALL

FOR A BUNCH OF HILL PEOPLE WHO

ARE GOING TO EAT OFF THE FLOOR

WITH THEIR HANDS!

WHERE ARE YOUR ELEGANT

BALLOONS?"

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

YEAH, THAT WAS FUN.

YES.

AGAIN I DON'T BLAME YOU.

SOME FRIENDS OF MINE TOLD ME

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