Wanda Sykes - Male Strippers

Grooms, Cohen, Montague, Burghart Season 6, Ep 611 01/17/2003 Views: 16,408

Wanda's not paying for no naked-ass man. (1:04)

SO, YOU KNOW, A GIRLFRIEND

CALLED ME, AND SHE WAS LIKE,

YOU KNOW, BECAUSE ONE OF OUR

OTHER FRIENDS IS GETTING

MARRIED.

SO THEY TOLD ME I HAVE TO

CHIP IN FOR A MALE STRIPPER.

I'M LIKE YOU ARE OUT YOUR

DAMN MIND.

I AIN'T PAYING FOR NO NAKED ASS

MAN.

I MEAN, YOU THINK ABOUT IT--

WOMEN-- WE REALLY DON'T HAVE

TO PAY TO SEE THAT.

(WOMEN CHEERING LOUDLY)

I MEAN, REALLY, WE SPEND MOST OF

OUR TIME TRYING NOT TO SEE THAT.

(LAUGHTER)

YOU KNOW?

AND ANY DECENT LOOKING WOMAN CAN

GO UP JUST TO ABOUT ANY GUY

AND GO, "YOU KNOW, I WOULD

REALLY LIKE TO SEE YOU NAKED."

AND HE WILL GO, "FOR REAL?

GIRL, DON'T YOU PLAY WITH ME

LIKE THAT, DON'T YOU PLAY.

ARE YOU--

YEAH?

COME ON, YOU CAN SEE ME NAKED,

COME ON.

WHAT YOU PUT THAT AWAY,

YOUR MONEY'S NO GOOD HERE.

SHOOT, I WAS ABOUT TO GIVE YOU

$20."

ALL RIGHT!